As always, a few hours of relative silence usually precedes a flurry of crazy. Once again, Jackles has not disappointed.
There was a costume.
There was the kissy-face.
There were pictures with an uncomfortable-looking, then an openly mocking, Brother Britt:
A brother who can mimic your signature pose? Priceless.
There was over-excitement about a Chicago nightclub — “I love Hub51!!!!!!!!”
And, at 5 in the morning, there was a self-aggrandizing deep thought, aimed at justifying the insanity: “No one who was normal ever made history.” Damn straight.
July 5, 2009 at 8:43 am |
And there were hooker shoes.
July 5, 2009 at 8:45 am |
And there were the hair pelts, I forgot to mention them. Which are now a distinctly different color than the hair on her head — they must look really special in person.
July 5, 2009 at 9:04 am |
Imagine how they must SMELL in person!
July 5, 2009 at 9:25 am |
UGH, Jacy that was my first thought: Those pelts! Pelts & raccoon eyeliner. What a refined & elegant little lady she is.
July 5, 2009 at 10:42 am |
Ha! “And there were pelts!” was my first thought, too, funny bunnies. Glorious corkscrew Bo-Peep mismatched pelts, to match the red in red, white & blue. And we know how Julia Allison loves holiday matchiness.
July 5, 2009 at 8:51 am |
Meanwhile Meghan is trashing whoever hosted her in the Hamptons this weekend for “Independance Day” before she jetted off to London:
http://meghan.nonsociety.com/lifecast/135550739-0-11
July 5, 2009 at 9:05 am |
Gosh, she is SUCH the intellectual, isn’t she? At least we’re spared yet another pic of her with her gaping scary maw and pointing at something.
July 5, 2009 at 9:28 am
I’m sure she sat quietly in her lawn chair, reading Kant.
July 5, 2009 at 10:36 am |
Meghan’s complaining about people enjoying “vices” in the hamptons. You know what, meghan???!!!!!!!!!!!!! If those people have real jobs and support a real family, or even themselves, they deserve a HOLIDAY weekend with their vices.
Meghan, you life is a vice. That vice is called laziness.
July 5, 2009 at 11:47 am |
Even with her “thinking cap” on, she spelled “environment” wrong. Nonsociety is such a class act.
July 5, 2009 at 2:23 pm |
“Oh the Hamptons!!! As you can see, for the two last days I stayed at a rowdy party house filled with commotion that I’m still trying to digest. I wasn’t really in the mood to post on the pretentious fake scene around me. There’s no real merit in analyzing or even promoting a scene that’s whole purpose is to stop people from thinking through a variety of vices.
Note to self: Next time I’m in an enviroment like this, I must leave my ‘thinking cap’ at home.”
I find Meghan’s writing so strange! It’s almost like she failed high school English…
How to write a post, a la Meghan Asha:
(Pick from the following go-to phrases)
1. still trying to digest
2. I couldn’t help but ____
3. I’m obsessed with ____
4. price points
5. gadgets!
6. geeks/geekette
I know there are more, but I’m just too tired from all this thinking.
July 5, 2009 at 9:24 am |
Yeah, “nobody who was normal ever made history”. Read this quote aloud and it sounds demented. Google it and there are 2 random entries.
a) Julia, you aren’t normal but you won’t make history of any kind, but you should make haste towards therapy.
b) The CORRECT
July 5, 2009 at 9:34 am |
Oh, she’s already history
July 5, 2009 at 9:31 am |
Oops, hasty on the posting. Repeat!
b) The CORRECT quote is : “well-behaved women seldom make history” attributed to Laurel Thatcher Ulrich.
Now we know Julia couldn’t post this, as she crosses the line between trying to appear hyper-feminine/well-behaved a la June Cleaver and a sex object (uber fail, stick with the first) a la Jessica Rabbit. But really? Trying to pass off an age old quote (which Ms. Marilyn Monroe modified and essentially made famous) as a personal introspection? Meh.
July 5, 2009 at 9:35 am |
Also, as always, who is taking these pix?
July 5, 2009 at 10:02 am |
That second picture totes makes it look like she has implants. What 28-year-old’s boobs defy gravity like that? There is absolutely nothing authentic about her.
Also, please lose the Hasidic Jew curls. That is all.
July 5, 2009 at 10:20 am |
I like the straight/brassy/damaged/needs-a-trim hair over the darker/plastic/perfectly curled pelts. Every girl knows that’s a fabulous look for 4th of July. Those hair pelts aren’t obvious. Nope, not one bit.
And then — HUB 51!!! OMG WITH MY AGENT’S ASSISTANT…
All I can imagine is this.
http://stylemens.typepad.com/details__privileges/images/2008/09/04/rexlee.jpg
July 5, 2009 at 10:47 am |
Is there a diagnosis for wearing a bad wig? Like is it a recongized, named condition? Wigosis? Wigitis? There’s Wigstock, of course.
July 5, 2009 at 10:35 am |
I think that I love Brother Britt. Amazing!!! I’m so glad that he writes for RBNS.
July 5, 2009 at 10:40 am |
The inner ugliness is really coming to the surface now in that pic
July 5, 2009 at 11:31 am |
The plastic press on nails are back, too. Klassy!
July 5, 2009 at 12:23 pm |
I don’t normally comment, but I was at Hub 51 when JA was there. She didn’t stand out that much at all. She was at a table with some guy, deep in conversation, while Brother Britt sat off to the side looking sorely out of place. It looked like they had bottle service – that no one was drinking.
There are so many other bars in Chicago, why does she always only go there?
If JA wanted to earn some hipster points with Jordache and friends, she should have put that crusty romper back on and made her way to Chicago and Western.
July 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm |
She only goes there because her cheesy, oily looking high school friends run the place. She was probably hoping to chase some more cleats.
July 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Oh maybe she will marry one of them SOON
She already doesn’t fit into the junior store clothes she has.
July 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm |
Did she delete these photos? I no longer see them on her page.
July 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm |
She only linked to them on her Twitter.
July 5, 2009 at 1:04 pm |
I want to know why britt is suddenly such a fixture? I thought he and his ‘gorgeous brilliant’ gf were above such things, but for two weeks it’s like britt is in every other pic.
July 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm |
Soon we will see NonLinear.com – a site where we can watch 3 intrepid post-docs shop for lab equipment, crash Noble prize ceremonies, and attempt to get into the pants of preeminent professors.
July 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
branecasting
July 5, 2009 at 1:29 pm |
Crusty Romper: brilliant new screen name for the taking.
July 5, 2009 at 2:12 pm |
Garish pancake makeup and 12 layers of eyeliner as per usual. What a natural beauty.
July 5, 2009 at 2:25 pm |
We all have our ups and downs, the scary memo from the boss, the disappointments in work or with friends. It’s the lack of any sense of reality that most of all makes the whole nonsociety thing so totally fakey fakey fakey fakey fakey.
Also. And, too.
This chick plays the same game, but better http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/victoria-floethe
July 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm |
You definitely are abnormal Julia, if that makes you feel any better. In fact you’re freakishness is what keeps us all coming back. Its just that you have no imagination and your ambitions and obsessions are so obvious and typical.
July 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm |
*YOUR freakishness
July 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm |
Checked photos from OMG parents condo at 5 am—
JA needs directional advice too—-there is a NORTHERN view
of NORTH Michigan Ave with Hanncock Tower….Listed as
Southern view, should have checked the iPhone GPS…it’s not
like it’s even hard in Chgo—big Grid system.
And PS—I totally see her marrying some dude like the hefty RJ Melman
guy.
July 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm |
Totally. If Julia EVER gets a man to tolerate her childishness long enough to get married, it’s going to be a desperate, overweight, new moneyed cheeseball like her clubby friends. They’re birds of a feather in terms of being tacky nouveau riche a-holes.
July 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm |
Me too. She’ll totally marry a Melman. BTW, I said before that the Melman sons were douches. From what I hear, they are actually nice guys and very charming. I’m surprised she’s not worked her game on them yet (she probably has and failed). They are good stock, too. Dad is a self made hundreds of millionaire.
July 5, 2009 at 7:07 pm
That game seems to be afoot right now
Maybe the don’t read the NY blogs
July 5, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I can see her with a very protective, cuddly metrosexual self made dude. Kinda guy that would call her “little lady” and buy her lots of Jules. An “ass man.” Or maybe I’m just thinking of Real Housewives of New Jersey.
July 5, 2009 at 6:59 pm |
Her parents condo is South of the Hancock.
July 5, 2009 at 4:39 pm |
Really? Art Institute of Chicago has a New World Class
Renzo Piano addition….only took 10 years. Do you think she
knows or cares? It’s a stone’s throw from “OMG my parent’s condo”
July 5, 2009 at 5:14 pm |
Art Institute of Chicago is a world class institution. It’s up there with the greats around the world. Their impressionism galleries are the best outside of France.
July 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm |
and the Met
July 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Not an MFA but I have heard peep who are say AIC outranks the Met on impressionism
July 5, 2009 at 6:43 pm |
Also has a TOP art school.
July 5, 2009 at 8:43 pm |
Meghan follows up with another indecipherable blog:
“I’ve been in London for less than 18 hours and I’m having an absolute ball with the Traveling Geeks. I’ve needed this resurge of like minded blokes to recharge the tech-lull I’ve been in lately.”
July 6, 2009 at 12:16 am |
WHAT IS THIS STUPIDITY??
http://7.media.tumblr.com/MdgpxTKKmni841uoyPuVkQcyo1_500.jpg
July 6, 2009 at 12:26 am |
Can she please be on this:
http://fashionfail.com/
July 6, 2009 at 4:36 am |
I just can’t work out why, if you’re going to wear that super curled piece of shit underneath your real hair, why don’t you at least try and curl the real tresses to match?
Or maybe she has and the utterly craptastic state of her own hair means it falls out rightaway? It’s strange. xoxo
July 6, 2009 at 12:16 pm |
Hi Julia.
That dress you’re wearing is pulling apart at the waist even when you’re standing up.
Here’s a tip. Go by fit, okay? Not size. It’s not something Mary probably mentioned to you because the concept is probably alien to her as she works out vigourously to maintain her measurements. I will reserve comment on that entirely but I doubt she has changed a size up or down in years.
As for you Miss Baugher, other aspects of the general inappropriateness of your fashion choices have been addressed in detail elsewhere. Looks like you still don’t get this one and it’s sooooo easy! When the buttons are straining and your dress or blouse is pulling away in little ovals all down the front, it is TOO SMALL!
Similarly, when you have rolls of fat hanging over your waistband, then your skirt/pants are too small. Go up a size. It’s the fit that matters okay? It’s nobody’s business whether you’re a size 6 or 8 or 10. But anyone can see that your are wearing your clothes at least a size too small. Jeez. This is basic.