Oh dear — a little birdy reports the following:
“Word has it that JA’s agent got her the meetings at MTV and the Alexa Chung thing was an audition, which she failed — too old, too creepy, too bitter, not sexy (burn), not in the `Hills/City’ mode.”
Another rumor — Jackles’s posturing about her apartment is just that. In fact, she’s said to be moving in with Momsers and Daddykins in Chicago in the fall. So blessed!!
August 12, 2009 at 11:15 pm |
I definitely agree about JA being too bitter. They way she came across is that dating is a war between the sexes and girls must outmanouvre guys, which shows her age a bit. Aren’t the kids into swooning and Twilight stalkery creepiness these days? Or am I just showing my age
Actually, strike that. No matter what age you are, if you approach relationships with a game plan, you’re going to get played. Her advice always strikes me as being borne of a general mistrust of men and of having her heart broken many, many times. There’s no sense of love, open-ness, passion, generousity of spirit, play or excitement when she speaks of dating. I think she’s doing it wrong.
August 12, 2009 at 11:19 pm |
How about Meghan and her “relationships aren’t about finding love between two people” theory. Ay, caramba!
August 12, 2009 at 11:21 pm
What? What is this? Was this some TMI bullcrap?
August 12, 2009 at 11:24 pm
God lawd! Her relationships must very tedious. Especially if there’s no lvoe involved.
Poor little broken rich girl.
August 12, 2009 at 11:32 pm
It’s from the livecast (now showing on-demand) of the Living Together episode. She dropped that bomb and the other two were like, WTF?? Then they did another take.
August 12, 2009 at 11:39 pm
I will admit that there is a business aspect to a marriage but primarily you have to love the person or else you’d just kill them in their sleep.
August 13, 2009 at 3:37 am
what a dumb cunt!!
August 13, 2009 at 8:35 am
Can we please discuss this post where Meghan gives someone business advice? Hilarious!!
http://meghan.nonsociety.com/post/161800689-0-0
Here are some of the highlights, word for word:
-Make sure go about starting the right way, a shoe string budget may not be the best approach
-Use VC to raise capital
(as in, get daddy money. shoestring budgets are for losers!)
-You should get someone else’s deck and work off of it, makes things much easier.
(rip off someone else! so much easier!!)
August 13, 2009 at 7:48 am |
Charla, I agree. I have always been mystified by her “dating advice.” It is always so negative and cold, coming from a defensive place. Lots of games. I really think she hates men. Not sure what happened in her life to make her feel this way.
August 13, 2009 at 8:34 am
I am a suburban mom, and I tremble for my daughter, who is in middle school, when I see all this. Why is every woman in every photo posted on the pink blog dressed like a streetwalker? I mean seriously. Not that they should all be wearing Amish clothes, but they have all gone way past sexy into just plain tawdry. Why? What has happened to these women?
August 13, 2009 at 9:39 am
Well, when you approach relationships like they are plot lines from SATC, rarely think of others (see: YM’s dressing down of Julia as being selfish) and essentially structure your life around superficial signs that you think will get you results without actually putting any *work* into getting your results (“let it unfold”) then you are going to fail to form real relationships with people.
I mean, look at Julia, she doesn’t even have that many friends, let alone boyfriends, because she has yet to fully mature. Instead of thinking that maybe the problem is herself, she blames men and becomes increasingly bitter about the gender roles she sticks to, but not to the point where she will abandon those stereotypes because that would take intelligence and like, work.
I’m not glad she failed because, to be honest, I don’t really care that much about her career path, but I am glad that Alexa Chung had some maturity and self-awareness to realize that JA was saying inappropriate things to teens about relationships.
August 13, 2009 at 10:38 am
@ on-air hunchback
YM the magazine? Or is this a commenter handle?
August 13, 2009 at 10:59 am
@ butter: YM as in Young Manhattanite, the media wankfest blog written by a group of new media types who are only slightly less annoying than Julia. Usually they are unbearable but sometimes they give good gossip. For awhile they gave Julia shit for ditching “friends” when she decided she had no use for them anymore.
August 13, 2009 at 11:24 am
Thanks! YM (the magazine) went out of print in 1999 or something and thirteen-year-olds subscribed for nail polish advice, so I knew it was an unlikely possibility you were referring to the magazine. But the idea of YM (the magazine) addressing Julia’s lack of substance was surreally funny to me. Wishful thinking.
August 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Suburban Mom…I don’t think they are dressed like streetwalkers (speaking of the Girls in Tech party or whatever). I hesitate to defend the poofy one, but I have no idea what you are talking about. If you think they look trashy I would suggest very much that you never go to Vegas, you wouldn’t believe what the girls there are wearing to the clubs now.
August 13, 2009 at 1:00 pm |
Agreed. She/they are so much about “watching the angles” that I can’t imagine they are too much fun to go out with…
August 12, 2009 at 11:16 pm |
So Father Time managed to accomplish what snark could not. If you need any help packing, Julesy, you know whom to call…somebody else.
August 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm |
Oh snap! Love it.
And yes, her appearance on Alexa Chung was a disaster. Her advice was absolutely terrible. Even 13 year olds have more sense than her.
August 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm |
Well I do hope in good faith this epic fail is a blessing on behalf of her sanity. In the back of mind, my intuition tells me that her folks are too dysfunctional to properly address her neurosis and provide her with appropriate support and boundaries and will indulge her further. So let Toolia go gaga in the Chicago burbs, Let It Unfold or Unfurl or whatever that Long Island University tat means… happy “lifecasting”, indeed.
August 12, 2009 at 11:23 pm |
Heck, if she got some therapy and a makeunder, she could own that town. Chicago would be a natural fit and a fresh start; she’s been dunzo in NYC for quite some time.
August 12, 2009 at 11:31 pm
ia. Chicago suits her so well. I’d even kind of root for her. I mean at least until her first douchey move.
August 13, 2009 at 12:59 am
Totally agree. Psychoanalysis would do her the world of good. I really think if she sorts herself out she could be uber successful in Chicago.
August 13, 2009 at 3:40 am
i’d argue she was dunzo after she and lodwick broke up. there’s only so long you can stay relevant for doing NOTHING.
juliajane: successful as what exactly? maybe she could get a job as a secretary or something..
August 13, 2009 at 5:57 am
I’m personally not a fan Julia, but she’s got such a tenacious personality that I believe if she got help she could have a successful career in television (behind the scenes) or media etc.
I don’t know how she would fare working with others and being subordinate to her boss though. She would have to learn to respect authority and listen to people.
August 13, 2009 at 10:00 am
There is a very fine line between “tenacious” and “bossy, big mouthed diva” and from past performance, I have got to believe that Julia falls more on the side of the latter. Her career failures have come about because she is a rude diva who cant’ respect authority or show up to meetings on time. She’d never fare in an actual day job where you had to exhibit some work ethics, show up to places on time (and at the ungodly hour of 9 am!) and take orders from others, because she clearly can’t be bothered to get up before noon every day. She won’t find another job without some massive soul searching, character modification and therapy. It’s sad, really. She’s almost 30 – most people are really getting into the groove of finding their career and life path right now and she’s flailing about like a recent high school grad with no direction in life besides auditioning for reality shows. Hmm… too bad that Real World ship sailed long ago.
August 13, 2009 at 10:32 am
Noooooooo!!! Chicago does NOT suit her so well! I have lived here for 5 years, since I was 23, and I can tell you that she will stick out like a sore thumb here. People are MUCH more down to earth (minus the Lincoln Park trixies, but even they are classier than Jankles) and would not tolerate her holier than thou attitude and fake personality. She behaves like a middle schooler. I also think she thinks she is WAY too good for Chicago. After living her (faux) SATC life in NYC, how could she ever be happy here? Sure, there are clubs and people do go out on the town, but it’s nothing like NYC. We’re mostly just normal people with 9-5 jobs who like to go out to dinner and hang out with our friends. She has both major food issues and no true friends, so I don’t see her fitting in well here at all. Plus, I don’t want her here, so I’m hoping she reads this and is deterred.
August 13, 2009 at 11:02 am
Shamoolia, bullseye.
Julia once seemed admirably bold, but it’s so apparent that what I misinterpreted as strong character was really like, bad manners and not knowing any better.
Julia really teaches me lessons every day. You have to be at the top of your game (or at least own an alarm clock) if you’re going to “follow your dreams” and succeed.
August 13, 2009 at 11:16 am
You also have to work hard, pay your dues, etc. etc. It’s abundantly clear that Julia just wanted to waltz into New York, snap her sausage fingers and collect her Fuck You Money check because she thought she was hot shit in a condom costume.
Remember that karma she always liked to talk about when scolding the haters. Yeah… looks like her old friend karma has taken up permanent residence in her pink padded cell and is paying back Julia big time for ways.
August 12, 2009 at 11:23 pm |
Let It Unravel
August 12, 2009 at 11:30 pm
That was beautiful!!!
August 13, 2009 at 3:24 am
“Let it Unravel” is about the best username ever!
August 12, 2009 at 11:25 pm |
Let it Unravel + brilliant. thanks fellow Pelt, you cracked me up!!!!
August 12, 2009 at 11:30 pm |
If only you could see the kissy face I’m making at the monitor, JatP. Maybe I can get a random passer-by to snap a photo.
August 13, 2009 at 2:12 am
don’t forget to point at your pucker, worrisome!
August 12, 2009 at 11:26 pm |
So, maybe if she doesn’t get a money making gig (like a reality show) by the time her lease runs out, she’s going to have to move back home?
This fits with my hunch that her private vacation WAS, as reported by an anonymous tipster in the comments, a vacation with the parents…
She came back and started furiously shilling, went to seaworld and suddenly was seeing her agents constantly.
August 12, 2009 at 11:26 pm |
And by “vacation with the parents,” I mean an intervention.
August 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Maybe her parents told her that living in NYC was akin to procrastinating her destiny. Her destiny to be a suburban hausfrau.
August 13, 2009 at 11:17 am
Hausfrau assumes that there is a guy out there who’d actually marry her, and be able to support her staying at home. Fat fucking chance.
August 12, 2009 at 11:50 pm |
Weird, if this is the case and she knew deadline was on the horizon you would have thought she’d make more effort to get a job/ a roommate/cut expenses etc before her parent’s frogmarch her back home.
(A real job I mean – not an MTV go-see or a reality show pipe dream).
Julia seems pretty fixated on the Sex in the City schtick, don’t think she would be too happy about giving up NYC.
August 12, 2009 at 11:53 pm
I think this is her giving it her all. When the rest of us were taking entry level jobs and working our way up, she expects to waltz in to MTV and get a show. I really truly believe this is her last ditch effort.
August 12, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Her claim to fame is that she had an intern while she was an intern (at Media Bistro). Nuff said.
August 13, 2009 at 3:52 am |
maybe it also explains the spate of dates she’s been on and furiously tweeting/blogging about weddings and shit.
no one wants to work with you, let alone marry you. give it up!
August 13, 2009 at 3:53 am
Last stand
August 12, 2009 at 11:44 pm |
During the first minutes of her appearance with Alexa, you can hear teen girls in the audience gasp a few times at her “insights.” That was the end for her.
I wonder if she’s been racking up the revolving credit debt to hang on in NYC. The bray-for-pay gigs aren’t dropping $2.8K on her for rent money every month.
If she’s going back to Chicago, I hope she gets some counseling and has a shot at some real fulfillment somewhere down the road.
Loren is right. It is just sad. She’s a royal shit, but it’s just sad.
August 12, 2009 at 11:47 pm |
Let It (get) Ugly.
don’t think her folks really want to deal with her and she has amassed massive debts and toxic presence on a very public level. And her voluble internet stank is going to be around for a very, very long time.
The more compassionate side of me thinks that maybe she could get a gig with a pr or advertising firm in Chicago. You know, a fish in a pond…The more pragmatic, evil side of me understands she is seriously toxic, damaged goods.
This chica is going to need some serious sorting out…
I’ve never thought of RBNS as a personality-destroying site, rather I’ve found, despite the occasional body snark, this forum to be a place of constructive criticism – which, obviously, Toolia’s friends and agents aren’t providing her with. So the site is rather servicey actually.
Girl has some serious mess to sort out and I wish her the best.
August 13, 2009 at 3:54 am |
dude we should get a cut of her ‘earnings’ in that case. i want me some seaworld money!
August 13, 2009 at 11:12 am |
voluble internet stank
August 13, 2009 at 11:13 am |
“voluble internet stank” — Julia haz it. bwahaha!
August 12, 2009 at 11:50 pm |
This post makes a lot of sense. When I read the gawker piece earlier, it became pretty clear that JA would NOT be getting an MTV show. So obviously wanted the spot that went to that blond vlogger. I think the hair color and that cringe-worthy “motorcycle jacket” glamour shot were all an attempt to look edgy for MTV.
OT but I just have to vent that she falls in f-ing love, finds her destiny, “just knows”, and has
experiences that are “straight out of a movie,” ev-er-y frickin time she has a date. WTF! Ok, I am done.
August 12, 2009 at 11:50 pm |
That smily was meant to be the emoticon she twitters every time she has an er.. ummm. “out of body experience.”
August 13, 2009 at 12:33 am |
I may be a hater, but the Possibly Related Posts bot is just downright evil:
“MTV host Alexa Chung is the new face of DKNY jeans”
August 13, 2009 at 2:16 am
ouch! alexa’s only a few months younger than janckles. it must burn that they’ve called her “too old,” when alexa is rolling in deals and tv time.
August 13, 2009 at 4:20 am
however, alexa chung has refrained from pumping her face full of fillers and has a cute british accent.
August 13, 2009 at 8:03 am
Yeah, Alexa still looks young and hip.
August 13, 2009 at 11:06 am
Let’s not forget that Alexa dresses age-appropriate.
I am always shocked when I’m reminded how young Julia actually is. It isn’t just her face/style, she just comes off as being an out-of-touch older woman who is desperately trying to appear younger. Just about everything she does seems off. It’s worrisome!
August 13, 2009 at 11:49 am
I’m pretty sure Alexa’s 25/26. I would call her more than a few months younger than Julia, in a strict “how much time has passed” sense. In terms of sensibility, of course, Alexa’s young and hip and dating a rock star and Julia’s…not. Seems Alexa’s show has also been renewed for a second season so MTV will be treating her well for a while to come. Cue more comments from Julia about Alexa’s amazing presenting skills and her quirky sense of style.
August 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm
“MTV host Alexa Chung is the new face of DKNY jeans”
Well, Julia Allison is the new fat ass of Armani Exchange jeans, so they’re basically equal, right??
August 13, 2009 at 12:03 am |
Julia,
When you return to the DOWNTOWN CONDO, mozy over to Northwestern Memorial. Call up Dr. Ronald Krazner, Stat. He is a miracle worker of a psychiatrist. If he helped me, he can help you.
August 13, 2009 at 12:26 am |
She’s going to move to Chicago and get engaged to that Melman guy who owns that one club she goes to, because she refuses to accept her irrelevance. They won’t get married unless he goes on Atkins. She’ll use her broken engagement as yet another jumping off point for reinvention. This will continue until she gets a show like Megan Wants a Millionaire.
August 13, 2009 at 3:40 am |
Atkins! HA!
August 13, 2009 at 12:36 am |
MTV was a ridiculous fit for her. She’s the opposite of the young, casual, laid back cool kid vibe. Tries to hard, too loud, batshit insane, etc.
I would actually be a little surprised if she moved back to Chicago? I hope she does though, a fresh start would do homegirl lots if good. I don’t think there’s any hope for her if she stays in NY and keeps spinning like this.
August 13, 2009 at 3:27 am |
Will Alexa age into a MILF vibe? Cuz old can be hot, if it’s done right
August 13, 2009 at 12:42 am |
Lifecasting is unprofitable.
Lingering is unadvisable.
Leave immediately, Undesirable!
August 13, 2009 at 1:03 am |
August 13, 2009 at 12:55 am |
She’s going to move to Chicago and if folks know any better she’ll be inpatient at the Psych ward within a week. Seriously, it distresses me that her folks and so many other people indulge her aberrant and psychotic – and very public – behavior. It’s almost like its cruel but hen I remember what a self-indulgent, self-agrrndizing twat Toolia is…. Mary – for all her reclaimed affability- and Meghan are at best dumbasses and are merely riding out the TMI Weakly contract and forcing stoopid-grinned faces, barely supressing passive-agressiveness and offering a glimpse into the void – where will they land post-Tooila? Methinks they will fare better without her; Mary has developed her presentation skills and might find work at a local TV affiliate in San Antonio, and Meghan, despite viper-esque grin, might do fine riding on the Pareskh and Snowbll (what id her mom’ name again?) and besides there’s a void in her head as big and hollow as Toolia’s ambitions.
Let it Unctify
August 13, 2009 at 1:04 am |
I just have to say, if Julia hadn’t been so good looking, would her crazy behavior have been as well-tolerated? I kind of doubt it.
August 13, 2009 at 3:28 am
No. This has been another edition of simple answers to simple questions
August 13, 2009 at 11:04 am
I’ve thought that often. If she were the least bit unattractive when she was just starting out (because we all know she has made herself very unattractive in the last 2 years) she would have been dismissed as insane from day one and totally ignored. If she were overweight when she first started, same scenario. She would have been looked at like the crazy psycho she is and nothing more. I guess it just pisses me off that pretty people are entitled to so many chances that normal or average people aren’t. But us normal/average people also learn how to work hard for what we have, and I wouldn’t trade that in for the world. Just look at what Jaba has done with her chances… just squandered them away…
August 13, 2009 at 11:22 am
True. She only got as far as she did (which isn’t very far at all) because she was attractive and in shape enough to pull off crazy shit like the condom fairy dress.
That’s when guys knew she’s batshit but still thought she was hot enough to fuck. Now they just know she’s batshit.
August 13, 2009 at 1:02 am |
Not surprising at all, but wow. She never was a writer in any sense of the word so that angle was always a fantasy. She was never an actress either. She was and still is a fame seeking nut with no discernible talent in anything. Her agent is a fucking dope, and this must be crushing to her.
August 13, 2009 at 2:57 am |
I kinda wonder if the source is someone who attended Meghan’s cheesy shindig the other night.
August 13, 2009 at 3:29 am |
It’s almost sad
August 13, 2009 at 11:30 am
Almost. She’s like that drama-addicted roommate/con artist who lives her life from self-induced crisis to self-induced crisis. She is always late with the rent and full of excuses as to why it’s not her fault. She uses you like an emotional crutch and never offers any support in return. When you finally get fed up and kick her to the curb, you feel so guilty…yet so incredibly relieved.
August 13, 2009 at 4:39 am |
MTV did the right thing. I’m a part of “the Hills” demographic and as far as I’m concerned, JA makes Lauren “Blank Stare” Conrad look positively (ineffably?) affable. JA ruined her own brand with her idiotic dating (uh, game playing) advice, inappropriate outfits, clown-like hair and makeup. It’s really kind of sad…
She needs to flee to Chicago, wash her face, cut and dye that horrendous hair, kick the pelts and tutus to the curb and tone down the crazy by any means necessary.
August 13, 2009 at 6:49 am |
Her post on stealing the breast cancer walk tents has taken it to another level of insane narcissism.
She has truly gone full retard.
August 13, 2009 at 7:39 am |
I saw that and I’m at a loss.
Sometimes I hope her entire persona is an elaborate parody.
August 13, 2009 at 10:07 am |
I predict that this post may come down. She’s going to do the 3 day Komen walk so she can steal a pink tent? fuck you, Julia.
August 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Caught a screen grab of it just in case.
August 13, 2009 at 11:06 am |
Nothing like making EVERYTHING about MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM did I mention MEMEMEMEMEME???????????????????? She is loathesome.
August 13, 2009 at 8:09 am |
Remember, these are just rumors. If she shows up with an MTV show and stays in NYC forever, that wouldn’t surprise me either.
For her sake, I hope she does indeed move to Chicago, get herself some help and start over. But she has to admit there is something wrong with her and that her troubles are due to her, not anyone else. Can you see that happening? I can’t. Even if she’s been told all the ways her MTV appearance failed, in her mind, she’s blaming Chung and the kids in the audience who didn’t get how awesome she is.
Notice we haven’t heard a word of Chung fawning since then? Oh wait — we will now.
August 13, 2009 at 11:25 am |
My 40 yr old ass will get an MTV show long before Joker-face Julia does.
August 13, 2009 at 8:19 am |
Well that explains this:
“Currently testing theory: “When you know … you just KNOW.” Check back in 2 months.
1:43 AM Aug 12th from web”
Hmmm…. lease is up in two months… angling for an engagement in two months? GIRL IS DESPERATE! I guess since she’s utterly unemployable, a quickie engagement and cohabitation living arrangement is all she’s got left. And maybe an “accidental” pregnancy, which would explain this tweet:
“Anyone have good suggestions for menstrual cycle tracking iPhone apps? (Oh yes, I went there.)
12:12 PM Aug 7th from TwitterFon”
How
August 13, 2009 at 10:03 am |
From what’s I’ve seen, 2009 was a pretty shitty year for ol’ Jules: Her looks/fame started drastically fading, her former contacts/connections gradually began to dry up, and her attitude started getting progressively crazier and more bitter. This chick isn’t even 30 yet, which is the saddest part…tough to imagine that she actually “peaked” in 2007 around age 26-27. It really did seem like she had the world by its balls and was onto bigger and better things for a while there. Too bad she’s the apparent victim of her own hype.
I’ll always give Mary kudos for being business-savvy enough to jump ship and at least attempt to blog/shill on her own. Meghan, as dopey as she appears to be otherwise, must have enough insight to realize that the only reason people still pay attention to her is thanks to her continued loyalty to Julia and nonsociety. Maybe she(or her rich daddy) is the one who invested the most of her own money to the project and is just trying to save face while it still sputters along.
Julia dying her hair that shiteously unflattering red was like anyone else’s mid-life crisis. Or like when Gwen Stefani’s panicked response to turning 30 was to laughably dye her hair fuscia. Girls who panic about aging usually resort to dying their hair or switching up their wardrobe a bit, usually with disasterously lousy results(ahem, Fergie).
The irony is, it usually ages them even more, changing up their looks so drastically and unflatteringly. Julia’s red hair incident turned a somewhat attractive woman into a cheap-looking clown. It’s sad.
There’s no way in Hell she could ever get on MTV anymore. MTV is geared strictly to the 18-24 demo and anyone who doesn’t fit that age group’s sense of attitude, style, and/or sex-appeal is denied camera time.
It’s sad, but females in particular don’t get to appear on MTV unless they’re young or hot or both. Julia may still be young, but she appears older and she lost what was left of her hotness in ‘07.
I do agree with everyone though: time to close the NYC chapter and make a new name for herself at Chi-town. I think a change in lifestyle, friends and location would be good for her. Her family could burst her bubble yet still keep her real.
Manhattan has chewed her up and spit her out. I’d cheer for the woman if she actually listened to sane advice for once and gave up her ridiculous dream of fleeting reality show fame.
Seriously, she needs to spice up her demo reels, get some on-camera coaching, and consider angling for a broadcasting job in Chicago. Because at this point, that’s about as much onscreen fame as I think she’ll ever be able to remotely find.
Good luck with finally finding yourself and your true path in the world, Julia. You may seem like a truly shitty and disgusting person, but my crusty heart still can’t help but warm with the thought of you finally growing up, getting a REAL CAREER and OBTAINABLE GOALS, and finally realizing you ain’t all that special so get over yourself and start treating each and every other person alive with a moderate ounce of respect and love.
And quit obsessing about men so damned much; don’t you realize that love will find you when you quit looking for it so damned hard?!
Also, fucking dye your hair back to brown and cut the sausage curl shit out already, you freak.
August 13, 2009 at 10:53 am |
I love how that rant ended.
ENOUGH WITH THE PELTS
August 13, 2009 at 10:32 am |
paraphrasing the Steely Dan song “Josie”"
We’re gonna break out the hats and hooters when Julia goes home
We’re gonna rev up the motor scooters
When Julia goes home to stay
We’re gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it
Throw down the jam till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Julia goes home
Sorry, went to a SD concert last night and had that song in my head. But thank god that wench is heading back to Chi-town.
August 13, 2009 at 11:10 am |
I MUST get my hands on that screenplay. She has quite the ear for dialogue–look how she modifies real-life conversations to make them more hilarious and quirky and not trite or banal at all.
“Aug 13 – 12:57am
Rachel: He should move here immediately.
Me: YOU should move here immediately!!
Rachel: Ha!
Me: You know what, we should totally–
Rachel: Be roommates?
Me: No, we should totally NOT be roommates. But it should be like on the television show “Friends.” You’d live in this building but on a different floor!
Rachel: Dare to dream.
Me: [Rachel didn't actually say "dare to dream." But she should have.]“
August 13, 2009 at 11:17 am |
does she realize that conversation doesn’t make her look cute or witty, it just makes her look like a bitch. of course rachel isn’t worthy of actually living with her, but instead should live close by like some kind of fucking servant – close enough to babysit the dog and bring her cupcakes, but without sullying the pink palace with any semblance of normalcy.
also, i really love how she tarts up these exchanges to make them more readable – who says/types “the television show “Friends”" when having a normal conversation? jesus, julia. everybody knows Friends, you don’t need to spell it out.
August 13, 2009 at 11:21 am
I love it when she posts her “clever” conversations. They just prove how stupid she really is.
August 13, 2009 at 11:14 am |
Ironic…
jeremyabelson: @juliaallison thank you for all the great sponsored Equinox tweets, what are you netting per tweet? #mashableabout 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
juliaallison: @jeremyabelson – I wish! I pay full dues, sadly.about 16 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to jeremyabelson
juliaallison: Picking up my brand new BeachBikes.com pink&white cruiser from bike shop which assembled it. Ridiculously excited. http://twitpic.com/do6psabout 15 hours ago from TwitterFon
Not every tweet is sponsored, silly! Just most of them. GAH!
August 13, 2009 at 11:22 am |
So who sponsored JA’s twat? Yeah I went there..
August 13, 2009 at 11:44 am |
Oh god, the day after we gave her a hard time about that bike arriving unassembled (and it did, she had to have a bike shop put it together), she tweets up a storm about it.
I noticed that @beachbikes tweeted to ask if she got the damn thing, so obviously she didn’t thank them when it arrived.
Also…didn’t she give that pink bike to Megan for her birthday???? Is she trying to lie to the beachbikes place now????
August 13, 2009 at 12:05 pm |
Shilling: UR DOIN IT WRONG
Seriously, it’s almost comical. She gets a free car rental and gets it towed. Gets a free bike and gives it away. Gets free underwear and tries to return it for store credit. Gets free jeans and never wears them/blogs about them again.
It’s like she fails at every single thing she does. It’s …. worrisome.
August 13, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Hah! She’s furiously creating a photo mash-up of herself and @meganalagna on the matching bikes, to prove to RBNS that there are actually two of them.
I’m so surprised that @beachbikes didn’t tweet a nice thank-you to @juliaallison for her purchase. They simply asked “Hey, did you get the bike?” Bike is singular, isn’t it? They’re missing out on some good PR!!
August 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm |
Did you see the pic of the bike in her apartment?
WHY does she use bath mats as bedroom rugs?
Also, I give that bike 1.5 rides and 1.5 weeks before she sells it on CL. There is no way she can store it in her apartment and, as I have said before,
Bitch. Is. Lazy.
August 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm
She can store it on the balcony, next to the $400 lounge chair that she uses ALL.THE.TIME.
August 13, 2009 at 12:11 pm |
These rumors are intriguing, and I do hope they are true. I have no doubt the MTV one is true based on her past blogging and tweets, but I’ll believe her moving to Chicago when I see it.
She really does need help, and she is not taking any of my public relations advice AT ALL. I’m only trying to help the bottom-heavy cupcake monster.
August 13, 2009 at 12:20 pm |
Julia failed in NYC and will not make it Chicago because she is lazy and she lacks consistency.
Those two things combined are a guaranteed fail.
her looks were somewhere between average and moderately pretty and there is no denying she once had a better bod (to lose that in under two years is a symptom of the lazy).
When we first got to know here, she owned the condom fairy-slutty santa’s elf thing so that was her thing. Fine. Then, she suddenly went prudish, ruffly, lace gloves on us which was a slippery slope to the Mrs. Roper meets the junior department she is now. Who can bother to keep her personas straight?
A workout at equinox opened her eyes to the fact that she is woefully out of shape? Really? She couldn’t glean that on her own from her insomnia, cupcake snarfing, muu-muu wearing (nothing else fits)…the list goes on and on.
So lazy.
August 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm |
As someone who recently moved from NYC to Chicago, I can say that, without a doubt, Chicagoans expect very hard work for their dollar. You are less apt to find people willing to make excuses for you because you’re cute (as she thinks she is), or because you consider yourself special, or because you have daddy’s money. There’s a certain overwhelming protestant ethic present in most Chicagoans. I don’t think ol’ jules has what it takes.
August 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm |
I have also always thought Julia is just average/moderately pretty which is why she had to resort to stunts – like the condom costume – even when she was much more in shape than she is now. It seems like New York is swimming with naturally stunning, gorgeous women, model / socialite types, etc. Maybe that’s why Julia had to focus on the male dominated world of tech – because it was the only social circle that she could stand out in based on looks alone?
August 13, 2009 at 12:37 pm |
two things:
1- Gawker reported that Alexa Chung is on Anna Wintour’s guest list to attend the premiere of the Vogue documentary, “The September Issue.” That must smart for JA.
2- Midwesterners are down to earth. Chicago doesn’t put up with people like JA. She’d get told off and punched in the face by some Chicago chick when she tried to pull fameball stunts in the second city.
August 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm |
I’m not seeing the downside of item #2.
August 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm |
Oh bunnies! Julia Allison Baugher does not require anything so pedestrian as a formal invitation! She just waltzes right in! If she’s not on the official guest list it’s only because some idiot (probably an intern) made a mistake. If she wants to go, she’ll go (and grab a gazillion photo ops then flee before she is forcibly removed).
August 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm |
This is a brilliant gossip gem. Her appearance on the Alexa show was dreadful.
August 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm |
As dreadful as it was she was blabbing to a guy friend (who she desperately wants to bang) that she will be back to Alexa Chung.
August 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm |
Could that guy friend be David Karp? She was in the tumblr offices just now, perhaps doing some investigative journalism on what it’s like to actually have to go to an office and like, you know, DO WORK?
August 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm |
All my money is on RVV.
August 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm |
I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt when I heard about her then after seeing her out, i don’t think so…she clearly is that vapid
August 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm |
What happens if a bank mistakenly pays money into an account?