Remember when you were about 12, and you would go through YM and Seventeen cutting out pictures of celebrities you liked, glueing them on those big 29 cent poster boards? You’d get that dinky glitter glue and draw stars with it, or hearts. You’d thumbtack them up on the wall and your friends would go “OMG that is like soooooo awesome! I TOTALLY want to be Milla Jovavich.”
Julia Allison, age 12, does the same thing – only she does it at almost 30, and she does it on a glorified piece of posterboard called tumblr.
I really don’t have any feelings about Audrina one way or another (I’ve watched a total of one episode of the Hills in my life), but I will say this: whatever that girl does to stay in shape WORKS. She looks great.
PS. Love the YSL heels.
I’ll tell you what she DOESN’T do: she doesn’t rotate cupcakes, mac n cheese, and the Buttsquirt Cleanse. She works out, got off junk food, and gets sleep once in a while.
And what EVEEERRRR. You totally want to be her.
October 13, 2009 at 12:33 am |
Who else does this: werewolves, lesbians
October 13, 2009 at 1:42 am |
There’s GOT to be a major Expiration-Date-Meltdown on the horizon …
Posting this shit, blegging yet a 2nd X for some effer to sew a geedee Care Bear suit ~ talking to her mom at something like 2:00 a.m. about freakin’ pancakes?
She ought to go as a Rorshach Blot & call it a day.
October 13, 2009 at 3:33 am |
“whatever that girl does to stay in shape WORKS. She looks great.”
Portion control and exercise. You should try it sometime.
October 13, 2009 at 10:04 am |
Yeah, it isn’t really a huge mystery, Jackles. It is called EFFORT.
October 13, 2009 at 4:42 am |
“PS. Love the YSL heels” = zomg I love em cuz I haz em TOO! Shame she’ll never, ever look like Audrina – who has that LA discipline due to being an “actress” and/or great dealers. Not to make allegations, just interesting her house was broken into by the same dealer who broke into Lohan’s… and there was a blind – supposedly Lohan – about dealers breaking in to collect on non-paying clients.
October 13, 2009 at 5:22 am |
I know. On Audrina, the YSL’s look absolutely sexy. On Julia they look like hooves.
October 13, 2009 at 11:32 am |
She’s being a little unfair to herself. It’s really not realistic to look like Audrina unless you are getting low carb meals delivered and have a trainer 4-5x a week.
October 13, 2009 at 12:05 pm
She has to know she’ll never look like that. She doesn’t have the discipline to stick to a meal plan (or starve herself) nor dedicate herself to regular sessions with a trainer. I mean, she has that gym membership – rather, she’s had multiple AND has had a trainer – and still nothing. As someone said in this thread, half of these girls have Adderall scrips (warranted or not), which makes it pretty easy to eat next to nothing since it typically kills your appetite.
October 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“It’s really not realistic to look like Audrina unless you are getting low carb meals delivered and have a trainer 4-5x a week.”
As a poor person who maintains a healthy lifestyle, I am weary of the argument that having a slim, toned body is out of financial reach for anyone. Particularly in a populous area like NYC, lean protein, whole grains, and greens are not hard to come by. They are less expensive than convenience food and certainly less expensive than eating out. And no one needs the one-on-one attention of an expensive professional to exercise, either–there are workout DVDs, or, for the truly strapped, lunges and push-ups on your floor. That’s free.
Being thin is not the realm of the rich. Anyone who says otherwise is either selling something or emotionally invested in proving they have no choice but to be fat–and neither of those types are worth listening to.
October 13, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Thanks for trashing my properly formatted em-dashes, WordPress! Sheez!
October 13, 2009 at 5:13 am |
There is no way that Julia is 100% recovered from her college fling with bulimia, and please don’t think I am dismissing the seriousness of eating disorders, I have seen too many people go through it and I know that it is never cured as quickly and easily as Julia claimed. If anything, this upcoming trip to Kleinfeld has got to be triggering her in at least a small way. Here she is trying on dresses with a thinner, younger woman and Julia is still the bridesmaid…..I really wish she would get herself some help, sometimes she isn’t even fun to laugh at.
Never mind, she just posted more details about Dan and again made it all about her, I WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO LAUGH AT HER!
October 13, 2009 at 8:12 am |
In no way am I dismissing how serious a disorder like bulimia is–but, like most of Julia’s “I’m so real” claims, I would guess her version of “bulimia” is highly exaggerated.
October 13, 2009 at 10:39 am |
I have serious doubts that she ever had bulimia.
October 13, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ditto.
October 13, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Agree. Barfing a few times in college cause you ate too much pizza isn’t full-blown bulimia.
But our girl gets a cold and is ‘deathly ill’, so no surprise.
October 13, 2009 at 8:10 am |
Jesus Julia it’s easy. Audrina probably goes to the gym a minimum of three days a week, and does 45-60 minutes of cardio and rotates that with strength training (weights) and Pilates.
Rocket science!
October 13, 2009 at 8:35 am |
There is NO excuse for her to not be in the best shape of her life. She has the pricey gym membership and nothing but time to spend in there, what with not having no job or real responsibilities. GOD.
October 13, 2009 at 9:01 am |
Don’t know anything about who is pictured but: awful dress, awful pose, awful shoes. I can see why Miss Allison would find this somehow appealing.
October 13, 2009 at 9:04 am |
I like those YSL heels, too. Because they don’t look like fakes.
October 13, 2009 at 10:03 am |
pretty much! I didn’t look at the picture and say “OMG she is SOOO inshape!!” Not that she’s fat or anything…I’m just saying, she looks like a normal skinny LA girl which are a dime a dozen. This is not the cover of SELF magazine or anything. The fact that she only works out once a week makes it even more ridiculous, because it seems like she’s not really doin much to stay this thin lol.
October 13, 2009 at 10:20 am |
Um, I’ve read articles about the girls on the “The Hills” (I know almost nothing about them or the show , thank god.) Rather sad that a woman pushing 30 is emulating these twits. Apparently they all starve themselves, and compete over who is skinnier. It’s not a healthy situation, at all.
I also recently read about Kim Kardashian, who unfortunately decided to go skinny skinny instead of owning her NORMAL curves as before. Basically they work out everyday and eat almost nothing. Never cheat, no sweets, almost no carbs, salad and lean protein all day, everyday.
It’s really quite a sad way to live if you ask me, and it’s fucking ridiculous that JA aspires to this. Grow the hell up.
October 13, 2009 at 10:27 am |
Exactly. All those vapid pro-anna girls of “The Hills” are sickening and it really upsets me that we have a whole new generation of girls growing up thinking THAT is how they want to live and look.
I have a teenage niece who practically worships those dimwits.
Does anyone else find it disturbing that MTV is promoting the idea of shallow young women in LA with no educations whatsoever getting paid nearly six figures weekly just to sit around and get filmed partying and lunching and gossiping?
October 13, 2009 at 11:41 am
ROCK ON!!!!!!
Yes, MTV is PRO ANNA.
October 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm
So very pro-Anna! Wintour, Paquin, Faris, you name her, they’re for her.
October 14, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I find it EVEN MORE DISTURBING that someone with a GEORGETOWN OMG! education who is supposedly intelligent emulates these young women. Poor Julia, you are just so cliche and ordinary and boring and silly. Really.
October 13, 2009 at 10:22 am |
Julia obviously knows nothing about pop culture or Audrina, because Ceiling Eyes up there has been rumored to be an Adderall addict ever since she hit the scene. So I seriously don’t think that her body is the product of strict discipline and gym workouts alone. Also, her boobjob is shiteous. Also?? Audrina is a complete and total dumbass who makes Julia look like a Rhodes Scholar in comparison.
Not exactly someone Julia should be highlighting on her blog as the ultimate thinspiration, is all I’m saying.
October 13, 2009 at 11:41 am |
Actually, thank you — I didn’t know any of this!
October 15, 2009 at 12:04 am |
THANK YOU. I deliberately avoid knowing anything about these women, but what I read and see is absolutely appalling. Yes, her boob job is shitastic. And from what I’ve read, they all have eating disorders.
Julia, you fucking moron. Are you 13?
October 13, 2009 at 10:24 am |
Er, off topic, and I hate to be so PC, but her use of the word “retarded” in this Tweet is offensive and juvenile:
“Seriously, who the eff came up with the retarded spelling for “phlegm”? WHO!?!?”
I mean, not only is that kind of mean, but it’s just dumb; she sounds like a thirteen year-old.
October 13, 2009 at 10:53 am |
I bet it’s “retarded” because she spelled it wrong initially.
October 13, 2009 at 11:15 am |
It’s okay for Julia to use the R-word, the same way it’s okay for black people to use the N-word.
October 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Oooooohhh… snap!
October 13, 2009 at 11:38 am |
UGHHHH. I hate when people use the R word. I’m in a classroom with Downs kids today. Nice Julia, Nice.
October 13, 2009 at 11:43 am
I agree — it’s something someone would have said in third grade… in 1973… and then gotten hauled into the principal’s office by a nun who overheard it in the playground.
And she went to G’town? And wants to be a speechwriter?
October 13, 2009 at 11:47 am
Exactly! I understand how funny ha ha it sounds and all and I was definitely guilty of using it back in the day. It just pains me to say A COLLEGE GRADUATE, supposed “professional,” use the term publicly.
October 13, 2009 at 10:36 am |
In the latest episode of ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! re: Dan –
“I told him that I would move to wherever he was to take care of him if he needed or wanted that. And I would. What the hell is more important than that? Absolutely nothing.”
How convenient. Julia gets to put off things like “getting a real job” or “moving on with her life” to play Nurse Julia to a person who I am not sure wants her to “take care of him” in the first place. What exactly does her “care” entail? Showing him pictures of skinny girls and wedding gowns all day? Braying about how fat she is while he dwindles away? Complaining to him about things like hating to get up early or work out or not being able to sleep?
She is disgusting.
October 13, 2009 at 10:43 am |
Also, is she in any way qualified to “take care” of someone fighting a potentially terminal illness? I didn’t think so.
So does taking care in her book come down to annoying the health care professional in charge and lighting up his days simply by being there? Girlfriend needs to look up the meaning of “moral support” and how it differs from “taking care of someone”.
Also, I believe he might be having bigger problems right now than making HER feel better.
October 13, 2009 at 10:54 am
I always bring this up when this subject is raised…but DOESN’T DAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND????!!!
October 13, 2009 at 10:55 am
Doesn’t Dan HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? So obnoxious.
October 13, 2009 at 10:57 am
Yes, he does. And I believe she, or someone pretending to be her, has popped up here asking us to please stop mentioning him (I think Jacy suggested she take it up with Julia). I think other commenters/friends of Dan have left comments here saying that Julia vastly exaggerates their relationship, among other things. Like, for example, Dan had no idea that he was supposedly staying at Julia’s parent’s condo this summer (remember that dramatic I’M TAKING CARE OF HIM!!!! story?)
Like that story, I’ll believe this latest Nurse Julia story when I see it.
October 13, 2009 at 10:57 am |
Doesn’t the guy have any available family/friends who can step in otherwise to help nurse him back to health instead of his crazy ex-girlfriend from high school? Because the possiblity of him having no on around who cares beyond Julia is even sadder than the idea of him having cancer, if you ask me.
October 13, 2009 at 11:00 am
Through reading his thoughtful and well-written blog, it has always seemed to me like he does have a good support system and that he is closer to Julia’s parents than he is to Julia. I think Julia exaggerates their relationship.
October 13, 2009 at 11:40 am
His mom quit her job to move to DC to take care of him. His parents are very supportive.
October 13, 2009 at 11:47 am
I am sure he has family and friends who really take care of him. Cancer is such a bitch of a disease.
Also — JA is talking about visiting this past weekend… but she has a terrible flu/cold, and surely she knows that there is no way she can go visit or be around Dan, as his immune system is terribly compromised — they do NOT WANT sick people floating around the cancer ward.
And I HATE that she calls him Cancer Dan — hate hate hate.
If I were his family, GF, I would forbid JA to write him about him publicly.
October 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
Yes – the bit about her wanting to go to Chicago this weekend even though she was sick enrages me. Is she really that stupid??? Everyone knows that people who are the slightest bit ill SHOULD NOT be around someone with a weakened immune system. How selfish can she be?? And she stomps her feet and hangs up on her parents when they tell her she can’t come home. Her self centeredness disgusts me.
October 13, 2009 at 1:00 pm
She doesn’t call him Cancer Dan. We do. When she makes reference to CD, she is talking about her friend from college.
October 13, 2009 at 11:35 am |
Audrina is not a model of health and I don’t know why anyone here, or Julia, would think that she’s someone to emulate OR that julia is a fitness failure because she doesn’t look like Audrina.
Audrina is emulated by pro ana girls. it’s well known that she basically does not eat and works out 6x a week for 2-3 hours. So, yes, Julia can look like that if she stops eating and becomes and excercisorexic—-this is the behavior Julia and some of the commenters are encouraging. nice.
October 13, 2009 at 12:00 pm |
THANK YOU. guys i know that julia is ridiculous, but the enemy of one’s enemy is not always one’s friend.
October 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm |
I really haven’t seen anyone supporting Audrina’s look. They’ve been saying thus far that it’s unrealistic for Julia to expect to look like her and her figure might even be owed up to stringent eating habits and possibly drugs, prescribed or otherwise. Did I miss something?
October 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I’m not the comment police but I felt like there was a bit of a “well, julia, unless you get off your fat ass and work out you’ll never look like audrina”….as if, working out would ever get you to look like the ana audrina. Just my opinion. You are free to differ.
October 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm
No, I do understand you now that you’ve put it that way. It was just that it was clear to me she could never in a billion years look like Audrina. I figured the commenters here knew that, even if they didn’t know *how* Audrina maintains her shape (now they do). She could look like a fit version of HERSELF with a healthy diet, exercise and perhaps most importantly, sleep. There was a period of time where she was pretty thin, but she has to face reality that you can’t always look like yourself in high school or the early years of college as you get older – that’s when it requires some semblance of work and regardless you may not be the same size.
October 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
WE tots agree. My first comment wasn’t clear. I was writing between class periods and a bit crazed.
October 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm
TJ – no, you did fine. What you’re saying is clear to me. It’s about being healthy and the best ‘you’ one can be. You didn’t say it wrong.
I’m an old now. Well, in years… by JAB standards. However, I never, ever mourn or yearn for my younger years when everthing just naturally went into place. Actually? I’m happier now. No matter the lines, the chubby, the drooping I feel better about myself now than I did back then. My body has done me some amazing things despite the (relatively speaking) horrible way I took advantage of it. Thing is, I take care of it now. Not to be judged as beautiful or to get compliments on my looks or my labels. I take care of it because I have young children and it’s not about me. I mean, it is… but I have a lot to live for and I need a lot of energy. What brings it home is that I have to set an example for my kids. They need to eat healthy food, they need to sleep, they need to be hydrated, they need to move their bodies. They are beautiful. And there’s a lesson in that. A simple one.
To take care of yourself.
October 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm
I totally agree….
I’m approaching 30 and I must say, I’ve never felt better about myself. I’ve moved beyond obsessive caring. I’m not in the best shape of my life for a # of reasons, but I eat relatively healthy and sleep and have real, healthy, friendships….that’s about all we need!
October 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm |
I said above that Julia has all the time in the world to exercise, but I didn’t mean with the goal of looking like the aforementioned stick figure.. I just meant that regular people have things like jobs, kids, commutes, cooking dinner, etc. that can get in the way of staying in shape. It’s disgusting to me that Julia has none of those obstacles and yet she still can’t manage to keep herself healthy. She’s counting on her looks to get her ahead, and she has had every opportunity to maintain those looks, but she’s just too lazy to handle even that.
October 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I think that’s it. The thing about ‘good looks’ is that we all have a relatively short period of time in our lives when that ‘look’ does just seem to come naturally. Usually in our early twenties. And as with everything, things change and fade but more importantly, morph into something else. She’s not accepting the morph-ing part. Everytime I see a pic of her I keep thinking how she KNOWS her glory days were a few years ago and won’t let go. This is the perfect opportunity for her to eat right, exercise, drink lots of water and sleep! sleep! sleep!! It would do her a WORLD of good. Plus, if she worked on her soul a bit, that would help with the looks department. You know, a projection to the world and all that.
She’d do well to study chameleons.
October 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm
If she just slept she looks so much god damn better. SLEEP, Julia, sleep!
Also, didn’t mean to offend anyone with my comment. I think it’s being interpreted wrong because I state it badly. I love all of you
October 13, 2009 at 1:13 pm
DLM – EXACTLY. Instead of taking this time – and she has all the time in the world – to work on herself and focus on getting moderate exercise, decent sleep, finding a life purpose, etc. she’s blowing it by maniacally posting pictures of slutty costumes and bitching and moaning like a petulant 12 year old.
She even posted these crazy ass pictures to her Facebook page last week from a photo shoot that must have been YEARS old. The trying to live in the glory days comment is spot on. Her behavior lately is incredibly disturbing. I think she’s having (yet another) meltdown. The sad thing is, it seems like they get a little worse every time and none of her family and friends seem to help her with her very obvious mental and emotional issues.
October 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
oops. left my reply to TJ ^^up there^^ by mistake!!
October 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm |
totaljing, I agree with you. I thought the headline of the post was hilarious, but the comments that criticized Julia’s looks were unnecessary; its funny because posting a jpg of a B-list actress is Julia’s concept of “lifecasting.” DEAR GOD! Even in my personal blog I don’t post pics of tv stars. Lets stick to making fun of her personality, something she can’t change, rather than her looks, something she can
.
Ok I’m kidding, lets stick to making fun of her “work”, i.e. lifecasting.
October 13, 2009 at 12:41 pm |
Off topic, but HAHAHAHAHAHA! I JUST commented here last week about how it seems like all of Julia’s old “friends”/coattails have totally abandoned her – and mentioned Randi specifically – and now this tweet pops up over the weekend.
“Just booked my ticket to SF Oct 17-21. Staying w @RandiZuckerberg, saying hi to @DaveMorin, @Brit, @Caro, @MelodyMcc, @Sarahcuda, @SarahLane
11:49 PM Oct 10th from web”
Poor bunny. Must suck to spend the weekend in one of the largest and most vibrant cities in America and s[pend it all alone. Does her new bestie Jordan not even want to invite Julia to her dinner party? Sad face!
October 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm |
Hey what’s another cross country plane trip (and half a tonne of carbon) to our eco-concious Julia? The clock on global warming is running down people! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go shotgun polar bear.
October 13, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Yet another unnecessary trip for nothing… yet another opportunity for Julia to complain about how BUSY and EXHAUSTED all of her “work” makes her.
October 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm |
RE: Dan & “What should I do?”
Here, YOU PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE, here are some suggestions:
* Leave him the fuck alone at 1:30 in the morning
* Quit posting his medical condition on your blahhhhhhhhhgggg
* Research HIPPA law(s) or consult w/ dadser on legalities of such
* Don’t delude ~ even Lilly knows you’re not qualified as a caregiver
* Confront this FACT ~ it has NOTHING to do with YOU
* You have a serious condition of your own ~ seek mental help STAT
* QUIT CALLING HIM CANCER DAN
October 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm |
Here, Julia, *even though you don’t read here & lord knows you are too lazy to do your own legwork* …
HIPAA Violations & Enforcement
Failure to comply with HIPAA can result in civil & criminal penalties
(42 USC § 1320d-5)
I have no qualms whatsoever about filing a formal complaint & turning your sorry ass in, just so you know …
October 13, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Doesn’t apply to individuals-Former health care worker.
October 13, 2009 at 6:55 pm
You’re right / I’m wrong.
I’d mis-remembered precisely WHO was sentenced to a year in prison following med recs of an individual being posted on Myspace ~ it wasn’t the poster of the recs, (a ‘non-covered entity’), but rather her sister-in-law, (a ‘covered entity’), who’d worked at a medical clinic where the recs originated & shared the confidential info.
It’s still violation of the MPA (Medical Privacy Act) that Julia violates when she basically ‘distributes’ confidential & private info to those unauthorized to receive it (her readers). Doing so on a site that she benefits monetarily from is merely icing on the cake.
Her posting history, the bipolar Dx disclosure of the ex, doesn’t bode well for her if/when the proverbial shit hits the fan.
October 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm |
she doesn’t call him cancer dan, for the record. that was a commenter and became something of a meme around here.
October 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm
yes, we did start it (you’re welcome). But I believe she’s used it a cuple times. Including when we wrote in looking for a cancer dan update.
October 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm
She didn’t. She merely cut and paste, or quoted, someone’s e-mail from here.
I have examined this long and hard. She has never called him Cancer Dan.
October 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm |
I don’t believe HIPPA laws apply to individuals, just health professionals.
October 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm |
How about HIPPO* laws? They certainly appear to apply to her.
*The more cupcakes and mac ‘n cheese one scarfs down, the more one resembles a hippo.
October 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm |
Julia Allison, butcher of the English language.
“Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.”
October 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm |
That sounds like something Meghan would write!
October 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm
How would this rate on Flesch Reading Ease? I’m often accused of wordiness myself.
October 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Feria, I so love that you just dropped the FRE.. I did Fog Index tests on some of my writing for a course and mine were way way up there, beyond the NYT even. Of course I was scaling academic papers, but still, yikes. As for this… probably not too high; it’s a lot of words to make a simple point, but very few 10-dollar words which usually bring up the count.
October 13, 2009 at 2:10 pm |
Please read this entry! http://capitolhillstyle.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/faux-pas-too-old-for-the-slutty-halloween-costume/ Julia Allison is used as the example of what NOT to be on Halloween!! Hillarious
October 13, 2009 at 2:17 pm |
I wonder WHO might have written this piece? I mean, ‘Naughty Kindergarten Teacher?’ EWWWWWWWWWWWWW – that’s a terrible image. terrible write, terrible terrible writer.
PS- she looked FABULOUS last year. it’s all in fun. also, kim cattrall and sjp dress ridic and we applaud them… HMMMMMMMMMM
stop being jealous and get on with your life. this is how media works!!! if you haven’t figured that out then you are either in the wrong profession, or the wrong city. DUH
October 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Julia, you did not look fabulous last year. You looked ridiculous. I hope you look even more ridiculous this year, we could all use the laugh. Good luck on that slutty Care Bear costume!!
October 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Kim Catrall & SJP “dress ridic”? Where and when? When they’re playing characters on SATC? Come on now. Even IF they ever did, they can pull it off. Julia, not so much. If you need additional examples please visit her outfit retrospective done awhile ago.
October 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Fuckhead, this was you, just a few short weeks ago. Please give it a rest. You’re boring as fuck:
“there is NO way this chick can afford $4k/month — most buildings, well mine at least, require you earn 100 times the monthly rent per year. she, clearly, doesn’t make $400k/year. CLEARLY. her midwestern approach to the ‘big city’ is sickening, we HATE midwesterners most of all!! her parents live on that shit-show lake north of chicago?? AND have a shit condo in chicago?? can you lack taste ANYMORE? a princess in a shitty pond is cute-ish… a princess in a global center? abomination. spoiled and entitled? for what? living in chicago’s suburbs? UGH. no. not at all. no. nope. get over your little fairy tale girlie! you offer absolutely NOTHING. srsly, babe. go for a walk. think. think about women’s rights and what other fabulous women have actually done to progress our culture and society – a lot are from here! educate yourself — your biggest problem is that you ‘hate’ on other women, thus, you are insecure.”
October 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Jacy, “Alice Walker” seems almost as schizophrenic as a certain bucktoothed, bingo-armed dear friend of ours. Wonder where Alice’s IP address is from?
October 13, 2009 at 2:25 pm |
Are you serious? Looking like a slut is ok? Even if you are fat and almost 30?
October 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm |
Yeah, welcome to America, where women have the right to bodily self-determination. You want purdah? The middle east is thataway.
October 13, 2009 at 2:33 pm |
did anyone notice that the timestamp on jules’ convo with momsers is 1:44 a.m.? who speaks with their parents at that time?! srsly.
October 13, 2009 at 2:44 pm |
I know every family is different, but two and a half hours?! I get the feeling it’s just Julia going on about how she’s the special-est person in the world while Mom gets all her chores done.
October 13, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I think it’s REALLY WEIRD how Julia posts screen caps from her calls to show how long she has talked to someone. Or she posts twitters that say something like “Just had a two hour conversation with mom.”
Does she have to try that hard to prove that people are willing to tolerate her? It’s sad and a little disturbing.
October 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Agreed shamoolia. I loved when there was a TMI of a “reader” sending in something about having a “45 (or something) minute conversation with a friend”. Nobody says that, nobody does that. “Long chat; long conversation” would suffice. WTF. I think she does it to nudge towards her being a fantastic conversationalist. Given the way she tries to hog screentime on TMI (even after editing!), I’m sure all that time is spent with her doing most of the talking and people being too polite to cut her off and escape the situation.
October 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm |
it’s also HILARIOUS how she is now saying she is SO OVER slutoween. instead of dressing as a slutty tutu head she is going to go as… the easter bunny? good idea, bunny! the costume won’t be the only thing keeping you warm, fatty.
October 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm |
It’s not just hilarious… It’s down right schizophrenic.
She wrote this less than two weeks ago:
“It’s OCTOBER, bunnies, and that means it’s time to start thinking about every girl’s favorite opportunity to dress like a hooker:
SLUTOWEEN!!
This year I have a few tricks up my sleeves stuffed in my miracle bra.
That said, I always welcome creative suggestions from my readers. Oh, and photos of your own slutoween costumes, past & present. You know my email! Julia@NonSociety.com“
October 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm |
and what the hell is with the slutoween/”slutty” whatever fixation. Do you ever see that descriptor on the very sites that sell such costumes? No. SEXY is the word. WTF with “slutty”. You can wear a costume considered “sexy” and still be tasteful so it won’t come across as slutty. It’s all so weird.
October 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I thought it was horrible that she was posting pictures of women who were strangers to her and labeling them “slutty Care Bears.” For someone so enamored of the Liskula Cohen defamation decision (and so hell-bent on proving that in spite of what you may hear, she’s super-super-nice) she certainly doesn’t seem to understand the repercussions of it. Julia, you may not consider the term “slutty” pejorative, but most people do.
October 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm |
She looks fantastic for her age