A long while ago, when Jackles first started braying about Codename TK, I got a tip that it was Toph Eggers. I didn’t believe it because I couldn’t fathom the braying celebrity-lover could possibly restrain herself from yapping that the boyfriend she “found” via Facebook was something of a literary hero, the sweet kid in his brother Dave’s novel, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.
A commenter named Beth came on tonight and said that in fact, TK is Toph Eggers, and that he and Jackles had been seen out together in L.A.
I am still not convinced. It wouldn’t be the first time a commenter had shown up, told a tall tale to get other commenters all riled up and then disappeared. CurrentGawkerEmployee, anyone?
And so this is all pure speculation, but it would explain:
a. The secrecy about his identity.
b. The age. She said he was 26. Toph is 26. He is also on her Facebook friends list.
c. Her braying that she “protected him!!!” after she found out he had another chica.
d. Her trip to the movies, apparently to see Where The Wild Things Are, with another guy just days after the terrible trauma of the end a relationship that had barely begun. Dave Eggers wrote the film’s screenplay.
e. Her sudden, out-of-nowhere determination to dress up as “slutty Max” from Where The Wild Things Are for an L.A. Halloween party that she’s hopeful he might be attending. This would be vintage Jackles Bunny Boiler-ism.
f. The hipster-ism. The brothers Eggers are nothing if not total hipsters. And I do not mean that as an insult, as Jackles always does. I mean hipster as in cool and iconoclastic.
g. The intelligence. Codename TK was clearly pretty freaked out by her right away, and was putting distance between them during her visit to L.A. By all accounts, he is a smart and savvy dude.
If this is true, I shudder to imagine Dave Eggers out with them at the bonfire. I am embarrassed just thinking about it. The guy writes one of the greatest American novels of the last 20 years or so, and he’s eating Smores with a braying cuckoo-donkey-bird? So terribly wrong. I need to believe Dave pulled his brother aside at some point and said: “You cannot be serious, right?”
Still, I am not convinced. If anyone has solid evidence, e-mail your editors.
UPDATED: Loyal commenter Fauxga Party has unearthed a smoking gun — he’s heavily into Frisbee. See link in the comments below.
October 27, 2009 at 10:13 pm |
I just speculated on this in an earlier thread, but since Beth’s IP puts her in New York, could this be Jackles dropping a dime on herself? You know she’s bursting to tell, and frustrated that nobody has figured out her cryptic hints.
October 27, 2009 at 10:38 pm |
seems like it’s a JA move all the way.
October 27, 2009 at 10:57 pm
interesting – Leven Rambin’s gawker commenter name was rumored to be beth cooper. I haven’t scrolled down yet so I don’t know if anyone brought it up.
October 27, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I think that’s true, so maybe that’s where JA got the idea for Beth. But Jacy checked the IP today, and it was from New York.
October 27, 2009 at 11:16 pm
The theory that Beth is actually JFA doesn’t seem so far off to me, and here’s why: Beth’s comment said that Julia and Toph were “spotted” in L.A. Spotted by who? Who would even recognize them? It isn’t like TMZ would be following those two–or even Leven–around.
October 27, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Yeah, that spotted thing is what made me question the sincerity of “Beth.” That, and she oh-so-casually dropped the line about Julesy and Toph breaking up as though it were common knowledge. I don’t say it’s not true, but it was quite strategically done.
October 27, 2009 at 11:33 pm
What thread was this in?
October 27, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Oh, spotted at the pathetic cupcake bakery where they had lunch, and where Jackles faux-to graphed all the nice looking pastries but then settled for the sad cupcakes. THAT is where they were “spotted” by Jackles herself. She is so pathetic. A heartbreakingly lame cunt of…well, I feel no need to finish that ineffable thought.
October 27, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Also? That is the first time I have ever referred to a fellow female as a cunt in writing or verbally. But these are very special circumstances of heartbreaking lameness.
October 27, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Anon, it’s in the first Wide Thighs post here:
http://rebloggingns.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/julia-allison-i-swear-if-you-ruin-one-of-the-fondest-memories-of-my-childhood-so-help-me-god/
Scroll down pretty far, look for a comment by Beth and it unfolds from there.
October 27, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Ha, Dys, once you start, you won’t be able to stop. She’s a cunty cunty who cunts things up wherever she happens to be cunting that day.
October 27, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Dys–
Flying cuntrag. Just try it out.
October 27, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Thanks WW! That was so obviously Julia. No one else thought they were together enough to break up.
October 28, 2009 at 1:04 am
I don’t think Code Name TK is Eggers because JA stated that even though they weren’t friends on facebook, they had been messaging each other for a couple of years. Julia and Eggers have been facebook friends for a long time.
October 28, 2009 at 1:21 am
A long time? Three years and a few months, maybe?
She may have said that to stop people from looking through her friends list and speculating. If they were just friends and not actually dating for three years, why the hell WOULDN’T she make him her Facebook friend? That part of her tale never made sense.
October 28, 2009 at 5:26 am
Kitty Litter Breath, it is weird she said TK wasn’t her facebook friend. Maybe she did say it to stop people speculating.
October 28, 2009 at 12:03 am |
Winky Wonka, Sake Bombardier: yer right, cunt be trippin’ right off my tongue tonight.
October 27, 2009 at 10:18 pm |
“You have a good sense of humor. You’re fun. But no, I don’t think I would describe you as funny. ” -CodeNameTK
Why would a girl post this single quote on her public pink scrapbook? hmmm why is she bringing TK up again?
October 27, 2009 at 10:23 pm |
If TK is actually an accomplished and somewhat famous guy, then she is fucking DYING to let people know his identity. Because it proves her worth, don’t you see? Even if he wised up after only spending what amounts to about a week in her presence.
Sorry, TK, you’re not gonna be able to go gently into that good night.
October 27, 2009 at 10:19 pm |
Well, there’s a topheggers on Twitter who started up an account (around 4 AM!) just a few days before the Codename TK account was started. It only has one tweet and three followers, though, none of which are Toolia.
Just stirring the pot because I’m incorrigible that way.
October 27, 2009 at 10:38 pm |
I noticed that too. It would make sense that she talked him into starting a Twitter account, but he thought better of it and made one on her terms (i.e. ridiculous codename). Once he realized he would actually have to follow her and that she would bray about him, he wised up and made the anonymous account.
October 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm |
I’ll take Fauxga’s ultimate find and raise you some Twitter and Facebook sleuthing.
So the topheggers on Twitter only has 4 followers (one of which is CodeNameOMGWTF). I looked to see if the others are on FB:
http://www.facebook.com/alexanderdeluca – foreign guy, private profile
http://www.facebook.com/endemik – foreign guy, private profile
http://www.facebook.com/philanthrola – party promoter company, public profile with pictures! Pictures Toph is in. No JA, but there are a bunch of pics of him with the same girl (The White Party 1 of 2 album). Wonder if that’s the girlfriend.
October 28, 2009 at 1:45 pm
aaaand more pics of him and the girl in the RW / FF (3 of 4) album. Nice.
October 28, 2009 at 1:46 pm
She’s a co-president of Philanthro Prod. She could be his woman.
October 27, 2009 at 10:20 pm |
It looks like this one has already been deleted:
http://yfrog.com/5upicture19vp
I guess she does have *some* amount of self-awareness. Even if it only kicks in about 5 minutes too late.
October 27, 2009 at 10:36 pm |
Just kidding – it appears to be reposted now. So much for her maybe having some shame. Carry on…
October 27, 2009 at 10:40 pm |
She’ll bask in the glory of knowing Important People even if it means embarrassing her pathetic ass.
October 27, 2009 at 10:44 pm |
Van Veen recently received funding for a production company. Julia must be shocked that he hasn’t offered her a show.
October 27, 2009 at 11:44 pm |
She is just waiting with bated breath for the call from Eaterguy Ben Leventhal now that it appears he will have some leverage for funding new online properties for (cough cough cough) NBC. Ricky Van Veen is so yesterday.
October 27, 2009 at 11:48 pm
She’s a pescatarian; shouldn’t that be “baited” breath.
October 28, 2009 at 12:14 am
Why, I do believe you are right, Kitty Litter Breath. That’s why I read here!
October 27, 2009 at 10:25 pm |
I’d buy it. It’s very plausible that he met her while drunk, found her amusing, got it on, and backed off when he encountered The Horror. And I wouldn’t shed tears over Mr. Eggers’ wasted nights – no matter what their IQ’s, successful male writers are often notoriously unselective pussy hounds. I think it comes from being unlaid dorks when young.
October 27, 2009 at 10:26 pm |
H. Toph Eggers, Ultimate Player:
http://www.laout.org/discography/?player_id=tonikukoc
Bow down before MY staggering genius, bitches.
October 27, 2009 at 10:29 pm |
OMG. Wow! I bow down. That is interesting.
October 27, 2009 at 10:33 pm |
That could be the smoking gun. He’s also six three. She said in the very first Tweets that he was tall.
You are a staggering genius.
October 27, 2009 at 10:39 pm |
Good call! I read Dave Egger’s book a few years ago and forgot about all the frisbee mentions.
October 27, 2009 at 10:44 pm |
Oh my god, Fauxga, your e-penis is HUGE!
October 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Hee! Huge and a half! Julia drops the hint and it’s a giant frisbee throw for the bleachers!!!!
October 27, 2009 at 10:48 pm |
Part of that link reads Toni Kukoc – TK?
October 27, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Ding ding ding ding ding! I think we have a winner.
“I want to Twitter about you!”
“Don’t use my real name.”
“Ok, what name do you use online?”
“Toni Kukoc.”
“OMG this is so clever bc TK = to come in ‘journalism’ OMFG!”
October 27, 2009 at 11:01 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toni_Kuko%C4%8D
The Eggers clan were/are, hardcore Bulls fans if Granny remembers correctly from her days before large print books.
October 27, 2009 at 11:02 pm
That’s coincidentally the name of a basketball player who’s too old …
October 27, 2009 at 11:04 pm
“A few weeks later a friend will arrange for Toph to meet the Chicago Bulls, after they practice at that gym in Deerfield, and Toph will bring his basketball cards, one or two of each of them, rookie cards mostly, those being worth more, so the players can sign them and make them more valuable. We will watch them scrimmage through the window, then, after practice, there they are, in their sweat suits — they come out specially, had been asked to — and Scottie Pippen and Bill Cartwright will ask Toph, as they’re signing his cards with the permanent marker that he’s brought, why he isn’t in school, it being a Wednesday or Monday or whatever day it will be, and he will just shrug.”
October 27, 2009 at 11:16 pm
PYM, Toni Kukoc is Toph Eggers’ player ID in the Frisbee league, not the actual player. Try to keep up, sweetie.
October 27, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Semantics, D-bC – I KNOW they’re not one & the same :=)
October 27, 2009 at 11:50 pm
PYM, I was just trying to get your attention by pulling on your tail. I’m rambunctious that way.
October 27, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Oh, my sweet, sweet RBNS bunnies, this is just how Julia Effing Allison wanted it to play out on the only site that gives her inane blatherings any print anymore. With that, I puke.
October 27, 2009 at 11:52 pm
and wow, ain’t that graf about the Bulls practice & Toph just a heartbreaking hunk o’ prose of staggering genius? I just say.
October 28, 2009 at 7:20 am
You’ve nailed it. The Frisbee, the TK … we have solved the mystery.
October 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Wow, she should seriously keep her shit to herself. She dropped way too many clues. And if one is going to talk about something, might as well not try to act as if she is being secretive, when she really gave it away enough for his gf to guess.
October 27, 2009 at 10:51 pm |
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
FRISBEE is an actual sport?!?!
damn yankees.
October 27, 2009 at 10:28 pm |
This is very, very sad. But for some reason I believe it. WTF? Then again, what’d she land him for, a whole two months and three meetings? Big fucking deal.
Still, what? Eggers fail.
October 27, 2009 at 10:31 pm |
I need more evidence, but he’s famous, so that’s a step in the this being true direction.
Also, there was that post of hers pulling out all those unread ‘important novels’ around the TK thing-debacle…
So there is that also.
October 27, 2009 at 10:33 pm |
OMG yes, of course.
October 27, 2009 at 11:53 pm |
yeah. I do too read important books, total knob.
October 27, 2009 at 10:34 pm |
I don’t buy it. Remember when she went camping with Tiny Knob’s brother and brother’s gf? Dave Eggers is married, 39, and I doubt Toph is taking her camping with his even older brother. Perhaps Toph is TK’s friend/ultimate teammate.
October 27, 2009 at 10:37 pm |
I thought it was sister and bf. Still, sister is also older, closer to Dave’s age, no?
October 27, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Their sister is dead.
October 27, 2009 at 10:43 pm
No, it was brother and girlfriend. Their sister died a few years ago.
October 27, 2009 at 10:50 pm
fucking sad!! i had no idea. i don’t follow the eggers clan. my mistake…
October 27, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Yeah, and her name was…Beth.
Hope this chick is not some troll, or worse, Julia being an insensitive cunt.
October 28, 2009 at 9:19 am
oh, it is definitely jackles and she is definitely an insensitive cunt.
October 27, 2009 at 10:38 pm |
There’s another Eggers brother, but I believe he lives in NY.
Emma’s “friend/ultimate teammate” idea sounds more plausible.
October 27, 2009 at 10:45 pm |
If it were his older brother, that would explain
- Why TK and Julia were never alone – “Oh, Julia, I would love to have you stay with me but my brother’s visiting that…” “No big dealz, yo! I can hang with the bros!” “Uh… sure.”
- Why they stayed at such a nice beachside place
God, it’s like we’re writing a terrible romantic comedy together.
October 28, 2009 at 11:07 am
You mean like Away We Go?
October 27, 2009 at 10:45 pm |
Maybe brother really mean “bro” in this instance. Or a fraternity brother. Legalese, people!
October 27, 2009 at 10:37 pm |
This theory makes my head explode in a good way. It would explain everything including slutty Max, which really in any other parsing makes no sense.
That said there must be a million frisbee-playing marginally famous (or think they are famous enough to be protected!) hipsters in southern California. Or so it would seem to me having never lived there.
October 27, 2009 at 10:37 pm |
Codename TK is some shriveled & heightened fabrication on Toolia’s part. I don’t think her mental sphere involves siblings of literary blowhards. She does not read.
October 27, 2009 at 10:43 pm |
I think she would have been all up into Emily Gould’s ass if it were Toph. Like, “Oooh, YOUR bf used to edit n+1 and MY bf’s brother edits McSweeney’s! We should TOTES double!”
October 27, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Maybe she was, privately, because she was PROTECTING HIM!!!!!
October 27, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Also Gould and N+1 and their whole crew openly mock Eggers/McSweeney’s big time.
Also, no way Jackles floats in the McSweeney’s crowd. NO. WAY. That’s why her ass is to the curb.
October 27, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
But does Toph Eggers own a SWIFFER, people?
October 28, 2009 at 12:16 am |
HA!
October 28, 2009 at 12:57 am |
more to the point, does toph eggers have (a) roommate(s)? (who bake cookies?)
October 28, 2009 at 9:07 am
Yeah, that seems crucial. Wouldn’t Toph Eggers be able to have his own place? I got the sense that Codename TK was a middle-level production person working in the entertainment industry, not part of publishing royalty. And yes, in Southern California, people play Frisbee. It’s not THAT uncommon.
October 27, 2009 at 10:50 pm |
In other news, that’s my all-time favorite photo of her, hands down. Fake Lecturn Speech. She looks like she a wax figure.
October 27, 2009 at 11:56 pm |
Me, too, Julia’s Fat Ass. That faux-to pretty much sez it all. It’s why as much as I try not to read here from time to time, I always come back for the wax-museum LULZ.
October 27, 2009 at 10:53 pm |
Your search – “toph eggers” swiffer – did not match any documents.
Dying laughing, here.
October 27, 2009 at 10:55 pm |
Ha ha! Holy crap, I love this place.
October 28, 2009 at 12:19 am |
Dying. Wow, just wow…
October 27, 2009 at 10:59 pm |
Hm, you know what? It isn’t impossible. According to this interview Toph is working on a film, which would go together with his actor/writer friends. The only way to verify would be to go back to his “roommates” blog and the sisters Rambin to see if they drop anything about the Eggers boy. He apparently travels in their circles and I can’t really see them not mentioning him in passing if they actually know him.
On the other hand, he just doesn’t seem like the type to hang out with the LA idiot troupe that is Leven Rambin and Co. But, maybe I am wrong. Also, none of his “friends” follow his real Twitter that someone else mentioned. Although, to be fair not many people were following him anyways.
The bottom line is that we will eventually find out who Code Name TK is. I’m sure Julia will reveal his identity after her trip to LA when he isn’t fawning all over her. She could drop the “hint” to Gawker (like she did with Eater Guy) or someone and news would spread pretty quickly. If Code Name TK is anybody, we will find out who he is soon enough.
October 27, 2009 at 11:02 pm |
If the story is true, you really think she hasn’t tipped Gawker already? I’m sure she tips them at least a few times a week. They don’t give a shit anymore. I don’t even think they would cover this.
October 27, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I don’t know how they could resist. They love mocking the hipsters.
October 27, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Gawker doesn’t have great standards. Have you been over there lately? Half the stuff they publish is unreadable and filled with typos. They wouldn’t be able to resist this story, it is too delicious.
Trust me, in a few weeks, we will know if TK is Toph or not.
Has anyone tried emailing Julia themselves?
October 28, 2009 at 12:42 am
No, I used to live over there, now I’m never there. I know a ton of defectors. It is absolute shite now. So, while I think they have no standards, I can’t imagine JA hasn’t tipped then already.
Then again if they see the story is getting lots of comments here, they will probably steal it.
I wish someone would email her. I can’t do it, as I have nothing but bile today. But I bet if someone wrote her a slightly ass-kissing email, or maybe just a flat out question, she’d respond. She responds to emails almost immediately, as she has nothing else to do.
October 27, 2009 at 11:09 pm |
for some reason, i recall “beth” being the name of someone on here before who sounded like julia (giving a sort of sad attempt at defending her and calling us names) so i instantly thought the tip was from her. i would not be surprised if this is her sort of sad attempt to get back in the spotlight. she won’t tip to gawker anymore bc she knows they read RBNS and will pick it up from here.
ladies and gents, we may be playing right into her nasty little hand…
October 27, 2009 at 11:12 pm |
I’m pretty sure that when you look up “nadir” in the dictionary, there is a picture of Julia sitting in her tiny pink apartment covered in tutus, tipping off RBNS about having three dates with the brother of someone.
October 28, 2009 at 12:20 am
That’s as good a definition of “nadir” as will ever see digital print, fashiongirlxoxo.
October 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm |
People have mentioned it on here before but “Beth Cooper” is Leven or Mary’s commenter name on gawker and NY mag a few years ago. They would pop up on every Leven/Mary-related story and talk about how wonderful the Rambins are. They would also usually make weird violent threats and call someone “poor” or “fat” a few times for not worshiping the Rambins. Not sure if it is her but it might be.
October 27, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Beth Cooper was anti-JA if I remember correctly, or at all.
October 27, 2009 at 11:59 pm
So Dave Eggers is alive and well, and not the same person as David Foster Wallace. I learn SO. BLESSED. MUCH. from RBNS.
October 27, 2009 at 11:13 pm |
I certainly don’t have any more information than the next person, but do you really think JA would’ve had such a Twitter breakdown if the stakes were so high?
You’d think that if TK really is TE, she would’ve tried to play it cool. Or maybe she’s just incapable.
October 27, 2009 at 11:44 pm |
She is not capable of playing it cool, as she is bonkers.
October 27, 2009 at 11:17 pm |
o/t but its clear to me that julia is having a public meltdown bc her name is showing up on my google reader in places it rarely shows up…..
and i love that people (who used to support/work for her!) are calling her out on sponsorships:
http://lovepuppy.tumblr.com/post/225231079/thegirlkyle-juliaallison-martha-stewart
ok, return to CSI: Jab Vegas
October 27, 2009 at 11:27 pm |
Ha! From her former good girlfriend, Jessica. She was friends with Jessica and Jessica made her a custome corset top. Julia soon stopped talking to her. Only worthy of friending, when you have something to give!
October 27, 2009 at 11:24 pm |
Toph went to UCSB, see if that gets you anywhere. Also, last I knew his other brother lived in SoCal, but that was a while ago. I’m pretty skeptical of this because the Eggers are very private. They hate having their personal lives exposed (when it’s not on their terms, I guess), so you’d think they’d be VERY wary of Julia Allison.
Also, why is she talking to him again? He made her trust men EVEN LESS!!!!11!
October 27, 2009 at 11:39 pm |
His facebook says he went to Berkeley.
October 28, 2009 at 12:00 am
Yeah, just saw that. He must have transferred.
October 27, 2009 at 11:46 pm |
I’m guessing “talking to him again” entails her having emailed/texted him at least half a dozen times since they “broke up,” and he’s finally getting back to her on account of him feeling sort of badly because he’s human, and she’s taking that and rolling with it.
He will soon learn to totally avoid the mule.
October 28, 2009 at 12:24 am
Yeah, you think Code Name Titanically Kerfluffled wasn’t on Julia Allison’s 3 am list of text-message victims last night?? Then you do not know our braying donkey.
October 27, 2009 at 11:30 pm |
Didn’t she say this was the guy who had been sending her facebook messages for three years before they met?
October 28, 2009 at 4:15 am |
She probably met him at a party or something, then spent the last three years pestering him with Facebook messages just to keep him in her social circle. She’s very tenacious about befriending anyone with a bit of fame or access to famous people. He was probably the recipient of a steady stream of birthday greetings, holiday wishes, and I’m.so.proud. declarations every time his name appeared in her google alerts.
October 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
That makes so much sense. “He had been messaging me”… back.
October 27, 2009 at 11:31 pm |
I’ve been posting for months (under various usernames) about the need for SOMEONE in Julia’s life to step in and help her. An intervention seemed long overdue about, oh, two years ago.
But I’ve changed my mind. I think (HOPE) they’re letting her hit rock bottom, and I think that’s a good thing.
This is going to get even uglier, people.
Julia Allison Baugher, if you read here — and we’ve established that you do — you should know this: You do not have to live like this. Every day, you choose this humiliation. Not humiliated? You should be. Everyone else is — your family, your friends, even complete strangers — on your behalf.
October 27, 2009 at 11:35 pm |
Yeah, she hasn’t reached the point where her life has become unmanageable. She’s not ready to admit that she is powerless over her obsessions, and she’s not ready to change.
October 27, 2009 at 11:37 pm
“Keep coming back, it works if you work it!” Julia’s never worked anything but her vibe.
October 27, 2009 at 11:49 pm |
I really don’t buy that’s she’ll ever hit rock bottom. She’ll have to be dragged to rehab/mental home kicking and screaming. I really believe she thinks she is doing fine and the world around her is crumbling, if anything. She’s too sociopathic, or at least extremely narcissistic, to believe otherwise.
October 28, 2009 at 12:06 am
Agree. She might not be as happy as she says she is, but she’s blissfully ignorant of the fact that her unhappiness is all her own fault.
October 28, 2009 at 9:11 am
Yeah, you need some amount of self-awareness to hit rock bottom; JA doesn’t have that. I’m reading The God Delusion right now, and in it he’s talking about religious fundamentalists who believe what they believe, and there’s no swaying them. JA is like that, too; she thinks she’s adorable, that she’s going to be a star, and that the whole world loves (or should love) pictures of her dog walking atop produce. Not much is going to change her mind…
October 27, 2009 at 11:37 pm |
Wow, this post is already in the second page of Google search results for “toph eggers”. Poor guy. If it’s not him, he’d better hurry up and issue a denial.
October 27, 2009 at 11:38 pm |
Has anybody tweeted @codenameTK to ask? That would make my night
October 27, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Done.
SquirrelAwhirl @codenameTK ’sup, Toni Kukoc?
1 minute ago from web
October 27, 2009 at 11:52 pm |
Interesting: Tweet from @jocelynkelley:
@juliaallison Can’t wait to read your article in the January issue of Cosmo!
..She’s writing again.
October 27, 2009 at 11:54 pm |
And Julia posted about it, too. Missed that.
October 27, 2009 at 11:59 pm |
Wow, Cosmo. Almost like Elle, except for dumber people. It is about “25 new ways to please your man while debasing yourself?” Because she could have some knowledge about that. The debasing yourself part at least.
October 28, 2009 at 12:00 am
Seriously. Does anyone even read Cosmo anymore? Anyone over 16?
October 27, 2009 at 11:57 pm |
WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS:
http://twitter.com/codenameOMGWTF
I’m in like with you.
October 28, 2009 at 12:00 am |
That dovetails nicely with my tweet to CodenameTK.
Oh yeah, peoples, IT’S ON!
October 28, 2009 at 12:00 am |
October 28, 2009 at 12:01 am |
I’m guessing it’s partypants.
October 28, 2009 at 12:09 am
Nope. But she and I are in chat right now, so come on in if you’re between spells at the trough. OINK!
October 28, 2009 at 12:12 am |
Of course I get a follow.
October 28, 2009 at 12:52 am |
Beth is also the name of the deceased Eggers sister.
And for what it is worth, I don’t think Julia would appeal to anyone remotely connected with the Eggers family.
October 28, 2009 at 12:58 am |
Oh good lord. Now she’s twattering about TK, and how they are “not back on” but are “maintaining a friendship” and how he made a mistake but she believes it “won’t happen again.” SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Responding to total lunatic creepy fan-like weirdos, btw, one woman who was like, “are you back on! I was so proud of you for moving the hell on!” Um. Get a life you fucking hag.
October 28, 2009 at 1:03 am |
Ah, Queen Julia is clement this evening:
@ButlerGeorge – I know, he definitely made a mistake, but I believe it won’t happen again.
No, @pjonell – @CodeNameTK & I are not back on. Yes, he effed up, but we’re trying to maintain our friendship. He’s a good kid, at heart.
This comment brought to you by Toucan Sam and Froot Loops. A cracker was provided, or could have been provided, to Mr. Sam by Kellogg’s of Battle Creek, in exchange for typing this with his beak.
October 28, 2009 at 1:06 am |
Because it’s so very important to “maintain our friendship” when you’ve dated for all of 5 seconds.
This is absolutely not an attempt on her part to get back with him.
Also, if it’s you Toph Eggers, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 28, 2009 at 1:09 am
Watch your back, Jackles. He has a psycho ex-girlfriend. Er… make that two psycho girlfriends. Never mind.
October 28, 2009 at 1:15 am
Seems there’s some good evidence pointing to Mr. Eggers, but I’m having a hard time believing he’s TK. If TK is TE, I see two future possibilities: he never mentions her because she meant nothing to him; she turns up in a savage parody because she meant nothing to him.
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October 28, 2009 at 1:16 am
She’s just so fucking desperate.
Move on, Blogger Barbie. He’s not “the one.” Your expiration date is approaching, and he failed to be enthralled after 7 whole days with you.
Oh, this all gorgeously insane, thinly-veiled Julia Allison spin. Making it seem like she is just so mature, and SHE is the one who chose to do the friend thing. RIGHTTTTT.
October 28, 2009 at 7:28 am |
He’s a “good kid.” FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
October 28, 2009 at 2:29 am |
She is refusing to confirm or deny whether @codenametk is @topheggers. I know this is playing right into her plan to get attention, but it’s comedy gold. Bitch is so fucking snoresville without attaching herself to a man.
October 28, 2009 at 2:38 am |
Oh, and she blocked @codenameOMGWTF. SO BLESSED.
October 28, 2009 at 3:17 am
Realy? I’ve tweeted tons of insulting shit to her, and I’m not blocked. Innnnteresting.
October 28, 2009 at 3:14 am |
That’s good enough for me; Toph Eggers, it is! He’s gonna shit bricks when he realizes his cover is blown and he’s been branded a cheater, a liar, and a guy with a psycho ex-girlfriend. Not to mention the whole grovelling for Jackles’ forgiveness thing. Yay.com
October 28, 2009 at 3:45 am
SO. VERY. BLESSED.
October 28, 2009 at 3:57 am
And if it’s NOT him, she’s a nasty piece of work for not denying it.
October 28, 2009 at 6:14 am
Even worse is that he’s now branded as having banged the braying donkey!
October 28, 2009 at 6:41 am
Plus his deep dicking made her cry. Say, where IS that episode of TMI Weakly? Maybe they can get a sponsor for it now that there’s a semi-famous name involved. Randi? Does FB want to let people know what kind of hook-ups they can score using your service? Alexa? Does your show want to associate with this honkfest?
October 28, 2009 at 1:15 pm
“Pilot is the new keynote” indeed. Excellent choice of screen name. The Petal Princess’s way with the English language continues to amaze and edify, don’t it?
October 28, 2009 at 8:26 am |
CodenameTK seemed to be playing musical roommmates, as is Toph…
twitter:
With Miss Leven Rambin at El Conquistador last eve, joined by her friends Allen, Hadley and Skylar, as well as @CodeNameTK, his current roommate and his former roommate. A solid crew.
facebook:
Toph Eggers Okay, for serious this time… Any need a place in LA starting October 1st? The ivy-covered pad in Silverlake needs a new third roomie…
September 16 at 4:12pm
October 28, 2009 at 8:31 am |
Didn’t El Burro bray about TK’s place being in Santa Monica?
I’m chortling at the very thought of this entitled princess wannabe in east LA. Boy, she really did “break all [her] rules” for this poor guy.
October 28, 2009 at 8:36 am
ah, but El Conquistador is in Silverlake, and there are other tweets from that night indicating they walked back to his place.
October 28, 2009 at 9:02 am |
Nice sleuthing, IamNY; I’m sold!
So, she tried so hard to protect him, eh? Then left a trail of evidence that could so easily be used for confirmation. (Of course, I’m not ruling out that she is the one who spilled his name here last night and started us down that trail.)
October 28, 2009 at 9:09 am
Didn’t she also post multiple Google Maps screenshots of her whereabouts during that trip? (Clearly the actions of a woman who feels stalked and fearful for her personal safety, as she claimed to ABC.) I’m too lazy to look, but I wouldn’t be shocked if, between those and the Frisbee tweete, she was trying to drop hints in the hopes of being “found out”. Man, bet she was pissed when THAT little ploy didn’t work.
October 28, 2009 at 9:15 am |
Hmmm…I’m from California; people in Santa Monica play Frisbee, people in Silverlake sit around and listen to Deerhunter.
October 31, 2009 at 8:02 am |
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