Windows down, blasting music from my iPod on my car’s stereo & “California Love” just came on. I feel like a tourist tool.
I can’t even muster the snark to make fun of her anymore. It’s like kicking a retarded toddler.
Windows down, blasting music from my iPod on my car’s stereo & “California Love” just came on. I feel like a tourist tool.
I can’t even muster the snark to make fun of her anymore. It’s like kicking a retarded toddler.
November 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm |
And she just posted her “schedule” for today, after “not reading” here where everyone asked what the hell she is still doing in LA.
She is filming commercials and meeting agents! she is still relevant! she is still famous! she is highly coveted!!!
November 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm |
Yes. This is it. I don’t care. I’m going back to work now.
En route to another morning hike in Runyon Canyon, then lunch w Jack Newcombe, coffee w the talented @TarynSouthern, meeting w my manager, drinks w Nick Miller to discuss the awesome commericals he’s shooting w me, and finally dinner with a friend. It’s gonna be a good day. (oh, yes, that was definitely a slightly paraphrased Ice Cube reference, haha)
November 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm
She is too obnoxious to be entertaining anymore.
November 3, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I don’t know who these people are, but can safely assume that other than the agent, they are Web 2.0 navel-gazing fucktards, who are also seeking fame and fortune just like her.
But notice how she becomes cryptic again about the “dinner with a friend bit”. It’s probably her having her 3000 calorie veggie burger at Houstons reading yet another pop-lit self awareness novel, all by her lonesome self.
November 3, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Jack Newcombe, former crew captain at Georgetown, Stanford MBA. Julia rubs up against him and hopes some of the luster and prestige comes off of her… again, it won’t.
November 3, 2009 at 4:02 pm |
Jack Newcombe — Executive Vice President and General Manager of Creators Syndicate, a company started by his dad or maybe an uncle, and a Georgetown alum.
http://www.creators.com/cms/images/about%20us/Bio%20Jack%20Newcombe.pdf
Taryn Southern (born July 16, 1985, Wichita, KS) was first introduced to the public in 2004 when she made American Idol season three’s Top 50. She later went on to star in and executive produce DirecTV’s first original series, Project MyWorld. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taryn_Southern
Desperation Networking and more bridges to burn when she gets to them…
November 3, 2009 at 4:07 pm |
Jacks bio reads like the Meghan Asha profile, very large, but very ambigious. Can anyone confirm he’s that accomplished?
November 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm |
“If I’m So Crazy, Then Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?”
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do
November 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm |
Oh my. That Onion piece hits the mark in so many ways.
“Give me a break. If my behavior is so out of the ordinary, don’t you think a guy would turn tail and run after I unexpectedly start crying when we’re making out, and then moments later turn around and ask him to take me to the backseat of his car? Or when I beg him to slap me during the act of lovemaking?
It hasn’t scared off more than seven or eight guys yet, so I’m going to take that to mean that everything is A-okay, thank you very much.
And just because I date a lot, it doesn’t mean I can’t hold down a long-term relationship. When I meet a guy I really like, I just go for it and call him dozens of times less than an hour after meeting him. Hey, these things don’t always work out, but you have to take chances for true love.”
November 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm |
Aw. I thought it was going to be Jean Teasdale column (Julia is totally turning into Jean Teasdale, BTW. Except for at least Jean has a “hubby”) Hilarious and spot on.
“That’s not to say that I have an ideal dating life. Naturally, there are those months when I can’t bring myself to get out of bed, let alone sleep with untold numbers of strange men. But I always snap out of it, and when I’m finally back to my old staying-awake-for-22-hours-a-day self, making up for lost time in the men department is never a problem.”
November 3, 2009 at 6:12 pm |
Oh Julia! Is this the article you told me about that you were writing for The Onion? Very nice grammar and punctuation, bunny. I’m glad you took my advice and Did. It. Now.
November 3, 2009 at 11:30 pm |
Wow. She really could have written that. I wonder if the Onion people had her in mind. We should e-mail to ask.
November 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm |
Looks like they rep some really D-list talent — she’ll fit in perfectly at Creator’s Syndicate! http://www.creators.com/
November 3, 2009 at 11:41 pm |
She looks ridiculous – and not exactly attractive – in this picture. Sometimes I really think she sees herself as Julia Allison 2007 rather than the almost-29-year-old that she is.