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Courtesy of MiniDriver: A Fun Game For All Of Us
By Jacy
November 3, 2009 at 9:22 am |
Fucking brilliant. Bravo!
November 3, 2009 at 9:27 am |
“Astonishment at ordinary thing.”
DYING.
November 3, 2009 at 9:32 am |
“Immediately forgotten life-changing revelation” is also extremely hilarious.
November 3, 2009 at 10:32 am |
that one was one of my fav’s! This whole bingo was amazing!
November 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm |
That’s my fave square. she does it at least once a day.
November 3, 2009 at 12:44 pm |
“Drank alcohol OMG” made me LOL.
November 3, 2009 at 9:36 am |
How Fuck!
November 3, 2009 at 9:42 am |
That is amazing. Live differently, if by “living differently,” you mean doing the same banal shit every time. I love how she is praising herself for going to bed early when three hour time difference and daylight savings time. You went to bed at midnight you say? Well on your time it is 4 a.m. In New York, but good for you!
November 3, 2009 at 9:59 am |
Good point about the time change, JP! Wow. She really is stupid.
And for fancying herself as some kind of jet-setting, glamorous, social butterfly who “lives differently” her travel adventures and tribulations sound exactly like those of my cousin Nadine, a low-level traveling sales rep who gets to go to glamorous places like Des Moines and Albuquerque every month. Baggage carousel! Lonely hotels! Chain restaurants! Rental cars! Sooooo glamorous!!
November 3, 2009 at 11:28 am |
Ok apparently am drunk in the morning because I just read my comment and it makes no sense at all. I think following Julia made me retarded.
November 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm
i think it happened to me too. i just had a discussion with my mentor and she’s not happy. i have to quit this bitch, i think.
November 3, 2009 at 9:47 am |
Wow, that’s brilliant. Good job…
November 3, 2009 at 10:40 am |
“Inappropriate travel footwear.” Bwahaha! Seriously, who wears fucking 4 inch heels on a plane?
November 3, 2009 at 10:47 am |
You should copyright this, it’s a friggin’ hoot. But, she ALWAYS fails to mention Lilly ~ how about a square for doggie costuming instead?
November 3, 2009 at 10:49 am |
This is awesome. Bonus point for gettin’ her ____ on!
November 3, 2009 at 10:54 am |
The “Free Lily” square in the middle is what puts the cherry on top.
November 3, 2009 at 11:20 am |
Just great! The past three days alone would break the bank with BINGO! (arms)
In deference to our already taxed livers, I’ve hestitated suggesting a drinking game for RBNS commenters.
The repetitiveness and predictability (standard pitfalls of the calculated artifice JABa tries to pass off as “living differently”) would have us all staggering drunk in no time.
November 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm |
Ha. I had almost forgotten about “live differently.”
What is so different about the way she lives? I mean, in any kind of spiritual sense?
Live differently is her excuse to do whatever the fuck she wants to do. “I don’t WANT to get a job and get up and go to work everyday. I am Princess SparklePony and I deserve better than that!”
November 3, 2009 at 1:41 pm
“Live differently” is in the same vein as her Kyle King female empowerment psychobabble. It’s meaningless words and self help nonsense used to justify why she’s not happy or productive. “But I don’t HAVE to get off my ass and do something productive! I’m on a spiritual journey to FIND MYSELF and discover my DESTINY.”
November 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I remember when they first launched NonSociety and the tag line was “Life Different.” The Gawker commenters immediately railed on them for their grammar incorrectness. And suddenly it changed. . .
November 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm
“Live differently” might be grammatically correct, but doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. And even that tag line was cribbed directly from Kyle King’s website. I cant’ find it at the moment but I remember seeing it.
November 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm
At the time I thought they should’ve kept the “Live Different” and not bowed to pressure. Thinking of “Live” as in “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night”.
I thought it worked and was unique. But I was also silly enough at the time to believe they actually had a plan and would follow thru on it. Oh, the folly!
November 3, 2009 at 11:27 am |
OK, totally off-topic, but Jordorable posted a link on her blog to a band and now I am hooked. Great song, great singer, I now want to get the album. SERVICE-Y.
November 3, 2009 at 11:48 am |
She also uses her shilling for a good cause! She posted about some dogs up for adoption at that doggie grooming service she’s always talking about. JORDAN LOVES DOGS!! SAVE LILLY!!
November 3, 2009 at 1:35 pm |
I love that band! Thank God Jordan uses her powers for good and not evil.
November 3, 2009 at 11:27 am |
Corrected spelling of “unamusing” as requested (sedatives and image-editing software don’t mix. Don’t do drugs, kids!)
http://s932.photobucket.com/albums/ad165/minidriver_RBNS/?action=view¤t=fbp_blank_bingo_card.gif
Not sure why the lettering is so blorpy in the version up top this page. We need a geekette on the case. Someone call Meghan? Just kidding. Call someone whose pants like to party.
November 3, 2009 at 11:33 am |
This is spot on, Mini Driver. And hilarious. First laughs o’ the day! Thank you kindly.
November 3, 2009 at 11:35 am |
OK, when I open it, I still see the old spelling.
November 3, 2009 at 11:35 am
It’s probably loading from cache. Try shift-reload.
November 3, 2009 at 11:44 am
Got it, thank you! It’s brilliant!
November 3, 2009 at 11:35 am |
Thanks for all the compliments, BTW! I felt I had to give back a little after the tireless efforts of Jacy, Russian Girl and her yerbils, juliaspublicist, and the aforementioned Pants Partier. You make the sun shine on a cloudy day.
November 3, 2009 at 12:50 pm |
Seriously well done!
November 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm |
brava, Mini Driver!
November 3, 2009 at 6:13 pm |
Too delicious – this should be sold on a t-shirt, then RBNS commenters can have fun recognizing each other in random places!
November 3, 2009 at 11:59 am |
Me: Bingo!
Game host: Diagonal? Straight? which line?
Me: umm, my whole card?
November 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm |
Well done, Mini Driver!
Sigh. Julia is luckier than she realizes. If I start a blog, will you guys follow along and let me know when I fuck up and what I should do about it? I’m only half kidding…
November 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm |
Just for fun, here’s the Baugher Bingo comment thread we started before the trip. It’s incredible. She’s done almost everything we predicted. DANCE, SAD PREDICTABLE MONKEY, DANCE!
http://rebloggingns.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/julia-allison-cant-just-pack-like-a-normal-person/#comment-57932
November 3, 2009 at 12:14 pm |
Let’s patent Travel Baugher Bingo and sell it in stores! Can’t you see the cute wittle pink box and the game pieces? Winner has to donate to the Save Lily Fund!
This blog is more fun than Julia, Lasagna, Shitfaced Lazar, or any other jackass associated with the donkey could ever hope to be. Thank you, Mini Driver!
November 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm |
Is Baugher Bingo sold in stores alongside the Julia Allison Barbie? Julia Allison Barbie only comes with (too small) Skipper clothes. Pull a string on the back of her head and hear her bray four different phrases! TMI Weakly play set and generic travel play set sold separately.
Ken doll not available at this time. Or ever.
November 3, 2009 at 12:50 pm
LOVE
November 3, 2009 at 1:06 pm
HOWLING.
November 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm
<3
November 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
But could we have a Jakob doll? Puh-leeze?
November 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm |
Bingo. Yes I got another bingo already.
November 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm |
I’m so glad someone mentioned the “chain restaurant” thing. As a foodie of the 10000nth degree, it enrages me when idiot American hicks like her travel all over the country/world only to go to places like Applebee’s or fucking McDonald’s(remember when stupid Megtard was in Spain or somewhere last year and what to Burger King? WTF?!).
Okay, so I once took some Canadian friends to a local chain restaurant or two because they were curious about them and we were being “ironic.” Julia really thinks she’s a classy lady because she can enjoy fine cuisine like a Houston’s veggie burger. Or she eats sushi, because that’s probably about as exotic as her limited pallette can get. Ooh, or she eats the overpriced mac n’ cheese at The Waverly because that’s what really fancy, classy Manhattanites eat!! Drink your bile juice and shutup already, Julia.
November 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm |
Totally agreed. I have gone to more than a few places in her neighborhood for dinner. There is such a variety of cuisines to choose from but she travels to the EAST SIDE to go to friggin Houstons???
L O S E R……
November 3, 2009 at 12:44 pm |
Me too!!
I’m kinda a foodie and I always plan ahead when travelling; attempting to check out local cuisine or *noteworthiess* in the area. She need not be a foodie like myself, or you, but, at the very least, try something other than the trendy establishment as of 3 years ago (she frequently does this), or chains.
November 3, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I agree.. even the overdone places like In-n-Out or Pink’s would be better than ubiquitous mall fare.
November 3, 2009 at 1:05 pm |
I’m currently in Europe and I see stupid hicks like her everywhere. Well, not everywhere – at McDonalds, BK and in front of shitty tourist restaurants that sell overpriced “American fare”.
November 3, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I was on a shuttle in Spain, leaving the airport to catch a boat and there was a group of American girls bragging about all the European cities where they’d eaten in McDonalds. They were dying for a Big Mac and hoped that there was a McD near the port. Sigh.
November 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm |
yup, I’m a food writer by trade and the hideously distorted eating patterns, etc. were what kickstarted my morbid interest in Jackles n’ Mary n’ Megs. Then when Julia was revealed to have dated Ben Leventhal I howled. I still lurrrve Mary’s attempts at restaurant reviewing in between cleanses and colonics, and Julia’s obsession with middlebrow chain restaurants. (Remember that fab fauxto of her and Randijane at Applebees? Memories!)
That Julia is in the rich wonderland of LA’s ethnic kaleidoscope and can only choke down a veggie burger and a sushi roll is too, too bizarre to me. Fascinating.
November 3, 2009 at 12:29 pm |
+100.
November 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm |
Minnie – this is f’ing BRILLIANT. I know it’s already been said, but I tip my tutu to you, my dear.
November 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm |
Somone should do a julia allison “boyfriend” bingo.
November 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm |
HAA! This is just too fun. It’s like being forced to brainstorm within this very narrow topic. Challenging yet hilarious.
Possible boyfriend bingo squares:
- emoticons
- stupid nickname
- blogging pictures of wedding gowns errr… “vintage prom gowns”
- tearing up over pictures of other people’s weddings
- Cray cray tweets about “the one,” “exception to my rules” etc.
- pictures / tweets during the date
- banal, unfunny snippets of their conversations
- talking about other guys to make him “jealous”
- bashing him publicly when things don’t work out
- crying during sex
November 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
- declaration of “n.5 dates!”
November 3, 2009 at 1:09 pm |
I’m calling dibs on center square. Watch me girls, I will make her mine. Meanguy, Julia, and her lower body must grow old and go downhill together, one violent ass-slapping, platform-bed-weakening session at a time.
November 4, 2009 at 7:04 am |
- start a joint blog or
- force him to start a faux-twitter
- Publicly out “boyfriends’” personal details/secrets on commenter forums when things go unhappy-donkey
God she pisses me off. ACT YOUR AGE!
November 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm |
“Bleary photo of airport gate”.
For the win!!!
November 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm |
Wait…is she leaving LA? Or are you talking about a previous photo?
November 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm |
Just meant that was my favorite square on the game board…
November 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm |
Mini Driver FTW.
November 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm |
OK. I just saw the Twitter for the first time. DEAR GOD!
November 3, 2009 at 2:43 pm |
julia’s life is now literally a parlor game for our amusement. if this doesn’t put her over the edge, i don’t know if anything will.
November 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm |
My favorite square is the “Miss my bunnies!” because of the (she doesn’t).
Ha.
November 3, 2009 at 9:13 pm |
Just letting MiniDriver know she is now intarwebs famous. This is being reblogged all over tumblr.
November 4, 2009 at 12:47 am |
Well, PP, then there is a god, and she has a sense of humor!
November 4, 2009 at 1:39 am |
I was just on GOMI and saw that That Other Allison Girl, The Slightly Less Pink One, had it up. It’s getting all up in my shorts that what’s circulating is this smeary version instead of the one I originally uploaded. I antialiased that shit! Sob! If people wanted to squint, they’d look at Julia’s airport snapshots. The name of Mini Driver, Graphic Designer, is sullied forever. Seven of my eight cats won’t even look at me.
At least you won’t face competition from me for design jobs, Pants. Best of luck with that, BTW… I mean that sincerely.
November 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm |
Check off the square for running late.