You guys are awesome and infinitely more creative than I can ever be. There was not a bad submission in the bunch. So let’s get to it, shall we?
First from Random Lurker:
Now Fauxga Party!
Next Good Thoughts:
And finally the EPIC Julia’s Nut Juice, who went a little crazy with the pen tool today:
Finally, these three are my favorite, also from Julia’s Nut Juice:
Julia’s Nut Juice, you win. Please proceed to Houston’s to collect your veggie burger gift certificate.
November 6, 2009 at 6:20 pm |
Both versions of Everyone Poops are epic. I wonder what these girls will feel when they look at these. Will it cause self-reflection? Pssshhhaw.
November 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm |
Ah, “The Taking Tree!”
Loves
November 6, 2009 at 6:28 pm |
Goodnight Career is hilarious!
November 6, 2009 at 10:03 pm |
Second!
November 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm |
i love you guys
November 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm |
They are all brilliant. I am constantly blown away by the wit and comedic genius of the RBNS commenters.
November 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm |
more jacobandjulia.com:
Boyfriend 101: First part in an occasional series
Dear Jakob,
One of my favorite things for a boyfriend to say is: “I’ll pick you up at 7:30, dress nicely!” and he surprises me with tickets to a ballet (or the opera or a play or whatever – but dance is my favorite), and then dinner reservations at a cool new place, all planned out and coordinated so I don’t have to do ANY WORK or thinking at all! (Actually, it doesn’t even have to be at night, or fancy, the point is that he’s taken the time to find an exciting new activity, and he’s arranged everything.)
I think women frequently believe men will “just know these things” but A) it’s incredibly stupid to assume men “just know” ANYTHING and B) different women like different things.
Still, fellas, it’s a very safe assumption that your girlfriend will ALWAYS appreciate any effort you make like this – so many women do so much planning and coordinating and arranging that they’d LOVE to sit back and let the guy take over!
Love,
Julia
Posted by julia
November 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm |
A guy who does these things is:
A) A major tool
B) A doormat
C) Gay
Dr. Gary’s idea of a great date? I come over to your place about 9PM. We order pizza, drink cheap wine, watch movies and make out on the couch.
Or, I meet you at a dive bar. You hand me quarters for the jukebox. We get drunk and go back to your place to make out on the couch.
November 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Ah, but those scenarios provide no opportunity for photo-ops, name-dropping, or otherwise advancing the narrative that she lives the life of a rom com star.
Julia isn’t built for dates – she is a poorly constructed mannequin with no working parts. Just fluff up her pelts, put on her stage makeup, pose her on the right side and have a copywriter string a few sentences together from TBS’s notes on adapting the HBO series for the blue-haired Midwestern set.
November 6, 2009 at 7:30 pm
That made me LOL. Then it turned me on. Come over.
JA is a boner killer. I am a she-demon in the sack.
November 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm |
“Oh daddy, what a surprise! You’re the bestest daddy in the whole world!”
November 6, 2009 at 7:31 pm |
I’m sorry I just can’t. Her idea of the perfect boyfriend is a man who buys her things and pays for her, basically.
She’s an asshole.
November 6, 2009 at 10:49 pm
exactly!! too bad she is lifecasting, or she might be able to get all she wants (but she couldn’t show it off, so what’s the fun in that?)
November 6, 2009 at 10:55 pm |
Keyword: I don’t have to do any work or thinking. Story of her life.
November 6, 2009 at 11:18 pm |
That’s one of my faves. Hmmmm … I wonder why she got dumped? How puzzling.
November 7, 2009 at 12:24 am |
Happy Friday, bunnies!
http://vimeo.com/367423
November 7, 2009 at 1:02 am
Whaaaaaa??? How Fuck ARE they?
I mean, I KNOW by now what a bat shit loon SHE is, but …. him TOO?
Really? Just … wow …
November 7, 2009 at 9:11 am
i love that video!!! i actually think they’re both adorkable and sweet. but they never should have filmed it. for realz.
November 7, 2009 at 12:21 pm
The size of her teeth astound me.
November 7, 2009 at 3:22 pm
For serious Jacy. As is the fact that she thinks they look good.
November 6, 2009 at 6:39 pm |
Great end to a poopy Friday. My battered psyche thanks you all.
November 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm |
Good night, career and Oh! The bridges you will burn! FTW
November 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm |
Oh good God. HILARIOUS. Thank you to whoever made these.
November 6, 2009 at 7:00 pm |
holy god, i just shat in my pants.
i am IN LOVE with this website. god bless y’all.
November 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm |
Brilliant.
November 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm |
I’m not good at ze photoshoppings, but here’s this:
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1839/polarexpress711040.gif
November 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm |
I almost got in a car wreck looking at that.
November 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm |
zing!
November 6, 2009 at 7:20 pm |
OH MY FUCKING GOD BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm |
i just sprayed diet coke all over my keyboard, and almost choked on it. We have a winner!!!
November 6, 2009 at 7:32 pm |
HAHAHAHAHA.
November 6, 2009 at 8:40 pm |
Hyperventilating my grapefruit/vodka…. ow
November 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm |
I just laughed out loud on a packed Amtrak train. The awkward side glances are TOTALLY worth it.
November 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm |
Brilliant!!!
November 6, 2009 at 10:07 pm |
Holy God that is funny!!!!!!
November 6, 2009 at 11:19 pm |
That is awesome.
November 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm |
people, I need to work on a long presentation for a trip on monday and this is just not letting me do it. I haven’t had such a good laugh in a while.
great job by all.
November 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm |
I never wanted to learn photoshop before today. Would any of you geniuses recommend a good online beginner’s tutorial or something? Dyspeptic wants to play, too!
November 6, 2009 at 9:10 pm |
I don’t know how to use photoshop either, I just play around with http://www.pixlr.com/
It’s pretty easy to cut out shapes and post them together.
November 7, 2009 at 2:57 am
Thank you kindly, Random Lurker.
November 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm |
I think I’m going to bookmark this page so whenever I’m feeling down I can look at “Goodnight Career” again. Mr. or Ms. Nut Juice, you are beautiful.
November 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm |
My God, these are all fantastic.
I am a sucker for the last two, but really, this is some creative channeling of disgust, folks.
November 6, 2009 at 7:28 pm |
RE: Goodnight Career – the picture over the mantel – wouldn’t it be brilliant (even *more* so!) if the cow were turned into a donkey?
November 6, 2009 at 7:34 pm |
Question: who was the guy she was once engaged to? Did he leave his wife and kids for her? Related: do you think he reads here? Does Lodwick? What sweet, sweet justice for them.
November 6, 2009 at 7:37 pm |
I’m pretty sure Lodwick (and probably most of her ex’s) want no memory of her whatsoever. So I highly doubt they read here.
November 6, 2009 at 9:33 pm |
She was engaged to a law student named Jon, a classmate from Georgetown. She dumped him for Alex, the married guy.
Jon supposedly hates her now. So does Michael (her boyfriend after Alex). So does Lodwick, no doubt — he’s still embarrassed that he ever got near her.
November 6, 2009 at 7:35 pm |
These are hilarious!!!!
Thanks for a much-needed cracking up after a rough day/week.
Brilliant.
November 6, 2009 at 7:38 pm |
These are brilliant.
November 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm |
here’s the thing… rbns has managed to do what nonsociety could never do. I feel like I know and trust all of you, and would take a recommendation for a product, restaurant, gadget, etc from any of you.
hey JA- the business model you “created”? youre doing it wrong.
November 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm |
Today was sponsered by Hendricks gin, facilitator of anonymous sex since 2006.
November 6, 2009 at 8:06 pm |
Yeah, anon, but Julia Allison Tutupetals is off keynoting at Harvard today about NonSociety’s “success,” and we sad sort of angry obese losers are not.
November 6, 2009 at 8:11 pm
She’s at Harvard?!?! Like a ten minute walk away from me?!? Oh fuck it I’m gonna go get drunk in Allston.
November 6, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Har-Har – go say hi to the guys at The Avenue for me!
November 6, 2009 at 8:22 pm |
Try the veal, we’re here all week
November 6, 2009 at 9:16 pm |
Franzia, the official wine of Photoshop.
November 6, 2009 at 8:10 pm |
Guys… I hope I’m wrong… but did Julia, like, write these herself? I’m scared.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080113174614/jakobandjulia.com/post/21016279
http://web.archive.org/web/20080211113927/jakobandjulia.com/post/21014136
November 6, 2009 at 8:52 pm |
sad and pathetic isn’t it?
November 7, 2009 at 12:02 am |
Good boyfriends “worship the ground you walk on?” Oy. And I bet the women who think like this obsess over why they are single.
November 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm |
“…but Julia, get off his back.” She’s talking to herself through the internet. Hysterical.
November 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
My favorite: “Maybe Julia didn’t do her video so tastefully, trust me we know. But she did a freaking video for you. Can you say that about her?”
November 6, 2009 at 8:14 pm |
A marvelous desecration of childhood memories in the surrealist fashion. Oh, and a lot of yucks too. Thanks, RBNSers, for once again proving you’re funnier and far more creative than the folks at gawker.
November 6, 2009 at 8:54 pm |
Gawker is such a snore lately. I’m amazed at the nosedive in quality of content over there in the last 6 months. Anyone have inside info into what happened over there?
November 7, 2009 at 3:01 am
No, but the Bratty Boyz esthetic is too, too grating. Cannot look anymore.
November 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Things like “being funny” and “writing well” and “using proper grammar” aren’t as pageview-spiking as writing to the Google Trends wave / pandering to people who want to know what happened on TV last night.
It’s all economics. Blogonomics! Ugh.
November 6, 2009 at 9:25 pm |
oops meant to put here (sorry my eyes and brain are a bit gouged out by the pen tool right now as an MFA design student sick with teh flu and in midterms):
This has been a wonderful way to top off the week – these are all brilliant!!! I rarely laugh out loud at the computer screen but this is the tops. Bravo.
November 6, 2009 at 9:30 pm |
I think its telling the amount of creativity, wit, discussion and hard work demonstrated at RBNS, and today reaffirms why I come back. Nonsociety can suck it.
November 6, 2009 at 9:46 pm |
Indeed. Sad that the hate site for NS produces 1,000,000x better content.
November 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm |
Ahem:
http://twitter.com/stephenfalk/status/5495211711
“Did anyone mention that at a H’ween party we saw Julia Allison in a tutu CRYING? No? Maybe we weren’t supposed to. Nevermind. Didn’t happen.”
She’s gonna blame it on the pointe shoes.
November 6, 2009 at 9:58 pm |
You can see her ready to cry at the end of this clip, after she’s been exposed as a gate-crasher and apparently been told to turn the video cam off:
http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/229960811
This little clip is all anyone needs to know about Julia and her delightful friend Shira. The clip itself, and the fact that she’s crazy enough to post it (I guess she posted it because it’s SO UNFAIR that couldn’t film at a party she wasn’t invited to.)
November 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I just got sucked in to Julia’s vimeo and finally watched the embarassing videos of Kendrick’s gig. Let me tell you that if my husband put me on the spot like that and made me stand up there playing the tamborine I would be MORTIFIED. That performance was all around terrible.
November 7, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Is if the video is gone now?
November 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
@life_is_unfair
The video is still there. I wonder if this is the party where Stephen Falk saw the tutu meltdown (I’m surprised he knows who she is…I guess her rep preceded her to Hollywood, that lucky lucky girl.)
November 6, 2009 at 10:15 pm |
She’ll be so mad he didn’t use her proper twitter handle.
November 6, 2009 at 10:16 pm |
Sad. Also, you guys and your photoshop are are hateful hilarious geniuses. I had some bad family news last night. Came home and came here, got cheered up. In the face of the family sad, feel too guilty/ bummed to mock right now . But it’s nice to have a ( bitchy) online home.
November 6, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Word, lily’sspleen. I haven’t been able to get online for days due to some major shit happening in my real life. I knew I wouldn’t have anything funny to say, but wanted to catch up and see what I missed. This post made me laugh my friggin’ ass off, and that is a precious, precious gift. Bless you, bunnies. You are the best anti-depressants evah!!!
November 7, 2009 at 3:05 am
Hugs, Squirrelbait. I always look for your acorn. You too, lily’s spleen. Onward and upward.
November 7, 2009 at 12:05 am |
That is just sort of…sad. I knew her life wasn’t exactly awesome at the moment but publicly crying at Halloween parties? Yikes. I wager 2 Ted Gibson pelts that it was TK related.
November 7, 2009 at 12:14 am
I agree wholeheartedly. I am guessing he was supposed to be there and either didn’t show or made it clear he was not going to show.
She is whining to Dan on her blog today “I HATE men,” so obviously TK blew her off in L.A., and not in a sexy way.
I am sure Dan has nothing better to think about, by the way, than JA’s continuing troubles with people who don’t like being stalked.
November 7, 2009 at 10:07 am |
holy shit, Stephen Falk? I LOVE him, brilliant writer (oh hai weeds) and his “film pigs” reviews are hilarious: http://www.filmpigs.com/
sorry to threadjack with my fangirlism.
November 6, 2009 at 10:55 pm |
u HAVE to do MOVIE posters next!!!
Can you see it? “Bye, Bye Julia” or “The Dreamers” – with all of NS sexualized faces? OR!!! my personal favorite (points to who does this poster!!!): HOME ALONE.
November 6, 2009 at 11:43 pm |
Um, love how Toolia’s spicing it up and becoming the domestic goddess now:
“My mom’s super healthy, super fast dessert: winter squash (frozen) warmed in the microwave, sweetened by a few drops of Stevia plus a sprinkling of cinnamon. Try it, seriously.”
and
“Trying out a slight deviation from my beloved pink – purple! And yes, yes, these chamois sheets are from Pottery Barn … FOR KIDS! hahah”
(double posted as per usual)
I’m sure her bus-mates on the latenight Bolt will be getting a kick this early am.
November 7, 2009 at 12:27 am |
Microwaved squash. Now that’s impressive!
November 7, 2009 at 12:52 am
I’m trying to put on 15 lbs, maybe following the Donkey Diet will do the trick … I’m just gonna freeze the fresh butternut squash I have ’til the night Gossip Girl comes on, then I’ll nuke any remaining nutrients out of it, douse it w/ loads of artificial sweetener & eat in front of the TV.
November 7, 2009 at 2:37 am
I KNOW! That’s what I thought… what kind of a side dish is that? It’s like a joke — from the midwest or something, maybe. And what about Jordan, making “homemade” spaghetti sauce with — wait for it — a jar of spaghetti sauce. She (of course) uses Newman’s Own because he gives $$$ to charity.
When all she would have to do is open a can of pureed tomatoes, maybe a smaller can of tomato paste, a bay leaf, some salt an pepper… nothing major.
Classic.
November 7, 2009 at 3:08 am
Calling Ben….Leventhal !!!!!!!!
November 7, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Agreed re: Jordan. How hard is it to make a quick sauce? And she was already adding onions and garlic to the jarried sauce. Just use crushed tomatos and add some oregano and it’s a fresh sauce.
November 7, 2009 at 11:05 am |
who effing hell microwaves squash..no effing no you steam squash you Wilmette trailer trash moron
November 7, 2009 at 2:07 pm
It’s a Bethenny Frankel trick….it’s like her top recommendation in the book How to Unleash Your Inner Ana or whatever.
November 7, 2009 at 6:17 pm
The frozen stuff is like mashed potatoes
November 7, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Bethenny recommends the chunks and then mash it a little, not the pureed kind.
November 7, 2009 at 1:17 am |
Ha! My favorite is “Oh, the Bridges You’ll Burn”. However, I was disappointed to see that no one made a “Where the Wild Things Are” cover, to give a very distant nod to TK. I would make one if I was at all competent with Photoshop. Love you all.
November 7, 2009 at 6:29 pm |
Here you are:
http://i33.tinypic.com/168a3w2.jpg
As a bonus:
http://i33.tinypic.com/19y2wl.jpg
That one is truly frightening, given the caption.
November 7, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Those are great
November 7, 2009 at 7:23 pm
A++
November 7, 2009 at 7:24 pm
you are too, too good at this.. and yes the 2nd one w. caption is A SCARY THOUGHT. *shudder*
November 7, 2009 at 2:21 am |
@stephenfalk writes: Did anyone mention that at a H’ween party we saw Julia Allison in a tutu CRYING? No? Maybe we weren’t supposed to. Nevermind. Didn’t happen.
November 7, 2009 at 9:16 am |
we need to get him in here to spill. anyone know him?
November 7, 2009 at 10:48 am
I think I shall try an invite via Twitter
November 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm |
Someone rang?
November 7, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Yeah! Tell us about the crying jag at the party …
November 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
sorry, just taking my new screen name out for a spin.
November 7, 2009 at 4:15 am |
Every time I look at The Taking Tree I crack up. Goodnight, Career!
November 7, 2009 at 10:43 am |
Just explored the link to JakobandJulia.com. Freaky shit. You have to wonder how mentally stable either one of them was at that time. Julia’s always been crazy, no doubt about it. But Jakob? What guy in their right mind, who wants a real relationship, would even agree to crazy shit like that? I was never aware of the site when it was originally up and running, but something tells me I would hate her even more if I had know about it back then.
And I personally love the Goodnight, Career image too! If only JA was someone worth feeling sympathetic for, but she’s not; so gleefully laugh everytime I think about what a loser she’s morphed into in record time.
November 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm |
“I wanted to go away for New Years, I asked him what he wanted to do, I got NO REPSONSE. I finally decided I would just take it upon myself to decide, and although we’re going to join Ricky and Annamarie in Cabo, I know that if I want it to actually happen, I have to do it myself. Which really sucks.”
Having that out there = ouch.
November 7, 2009 at 12:17 pm
good lord, i didnt realize jakobandjulia only lasted less than a month! no wonder–they were both self-absorbed pyschos (well, her more than him)
November 7, 2009 at 2:05 pm |
i first discovered the horror of julia allison right when she started this jakobandjulia blog. it was like a car accident, i could not look away from the two psycho narcissists. i could tell from post one that he was a narcissistic prick, she was a narcissistic tool, and that the whole thing would end in flames sooner than later. delicious!
November 7, 2009 at 8:07 pm |
Don’t be fooled, Jakob is as much of a narcissistic attention-seeker as Julia. He was the original fameball, after all. Never trust someone who considers himself to be a disciple of Ayn Rand. I know I’ve said this before on this site, but JULIA: STOP DATING RAND FANS. JUST STOP.
To be fair, jakob seems a lot more likable and personable now.
November 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm |
What does this even mean? “BTW, just watched the latest ep of Gossip Girl, and I SWEAR TO GOD that show physically CANNOT GET ANY BETTER. I’m gonna put a ring on it.”
November 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm |
the song i fyou like it put a ring on it of course jabba gets the meme wrong again
November 7, 2009 at 12:47 pm |
the ironic thing is that GG sucks this season!
November 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
So telling that she’s obsessed with the WORST SEASON EVER of this dumb show.
November 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Yeah, I thought everyone was agreed this is the worst season. She is probably just excited because Blair and Chuck got together, and she sees herself as Blair and she sees Chuck as the “bad boy soul mate” who she patiently waits for and then one day lands and “fixes” him and makes him see that he was just waiting to fall in love with her.
brb vomitting up my microwaved squash.
November 7, 2009 at 6:25 pm
But they’re in COLLEGE! Did you know that Julia also went to COLLEGE?! Plus, on GG they go to COLLEGE the Julia way as in they never actually attend any classes or seem to do any studying.
COLLEGE ya’lls!
November 7, 2009 at 2:17 pm |
How can a show get ‘physically’ anything??? Idiot.
November 7, 2009 at 5:14 pm
that bugged me too. she’s an awful writer.
November 7, 2009 at 1:16 pm |
OT – i just noticed that the sony ads are running on youtube…aaand…the entire panel is present in the ads EXCEPT julia!
November 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm |
link pls!
November 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm
http://es.tinypic.com/r/14bqnwx/4
November 7, 2009 at 2:03 pm |
Epic burn.
November 7, 2009 at 2:55 pm |
You can keep track of all the commercials for the “Experts” campaign here, as they are released:
http://discover.sonystyle.com/experts/#/commercials
There are four up, and five “coming soon.” Peyton and Justin have the starring roles in all of them. So far, each one features a different question that gets answered by one of the expert panel members. I fear that we may be subjected to a donkey commercial yet, bunnies. Stock up on Pepto Bismol (it’s pink!) just in case.
November 7, 2009 at 4:52 pm |
Finally figured out what her pic in “The Taking Tree” reminds me of …
You know when you get your wisdom teeth removed, & for the immense swelling that ensues, an ice pack gets looped under your chin & tied on top of your head?
That.
November 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm |
That! With the swelling, too!
November 7, 2009 at 7:32 pm |
This is by far one of the greatest posts on this site EVER. Great job by everyone who submitted!
November 7, 2009 at 8:23 pm |
More from the Jabba archives, when she actually wrote something real:
From the Indiana Daily Student, October 8, 1999
New Web site posts Indiana U. class notes,
by Julia Baugher (Indiana Daily Student, Indiana University Bloomington)
The use of secondary sources of academic support, such as the recently closed Note Network and the newly formed Web site Study24-7.com, has created controversy among both students and professors… Political science professor Christine Barbour said posted notes reinforce, even subtly, the message that students can get away with not going to class… “I think that note taking is an incredibly important skill ? a skill students will need to know someday,” she said. “I don’t even think (Study24-7.com) should be a supplement ? you should really get to the point where your notes are good enough to learn from by themselves. You shouldn’t need someone else’s notes.” “There is simply no substitute for what happens in the classroom,” Barbour concluded. “If a couple of pieces of paper could substitute for a professor, then we should all be fired.”
November 7, 2009 at 8:28 pm |
Oh, please that’s totally her mother.
November 7, 2009 at 9:28 pm
actually, i think it’s professor Barbour.
November 7, 2009 at 10:31 pm
It’s “speechwriting”
November 7, 2009 at 10:37 pm
more like “quoting” majority of the piece is a quote.
November 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm |
SO her mother. Poofy never expressed such complex thoughts, let alone at age 18. BUSTED!
November 7, 2009 at 9:59 pm |
It’s the college that must not be named!!! Do not speak of it or baby kittens die.
November 8, 2009 at 9:20 am |
where the hell did you find proof that she went to Indiana? that’s so delicious.
November 7, 2009 at 8:37 pm |
Lena Chen is a well-known sex blogger, yet to Julia she is first and foremost a “senior at harvard”.
November 7, 2009 at 10:05 pm |
I was in the Apple store today and while waiting for my Genius Bar appointment, I used one of the display laptops to check my email and such. Then, to kill some more time, I went to RBNS and slowly scrolled down past all the wonderful book covers.
But I was not the only person to enjoy them! The young guys on either side of me were totally entranced (with the site, not with the FupaJaba). Of course, I had to explain to them who she is and why she is so thoroughly mocked here. Just doing my part to make sure she’s internet famous, although not in the way she hopes to be.
Also, I had zero desire to get up on the Genius Bar and dance while having some tool take my picture. http://5.media.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLilftoueqTgRuKitlo1_400.jpg
November 7, 2009 at 11:26 pm |
Jazz Hands!
November 7, 2009 at 11:43 pm |
The whole Little Lotta/Little Jabba synthesis is genius. Cannot get over it.
November 8, 2009 at 12:10 am |
Just watched the video of Julia at the second Halloween party, when she reveals herself to be an ungracious douche to the host of the party — when he stops by her she rolls her eyes and goes “and THIS guy,” not realizing that this guy owns the house, knows the real & invited guests, and is Dan Sterling, the show runner of the Sarah Silverman program. As she brays over and over again as he walks away, “Awk-ward! Awk-ward!” Move to LA, JABA, you’re gonna do awesome there.
November 8, 2009 at 12:31 am |
Her (and Shira’s) behavior is atrocious but why post the vid? Is she so sociopathic that she approves of her behavior and is possibly angry at the host for spoiling her photo op? Something is seriously cray-cray about posting this vid.